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March 2011
(109 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...After my mom scared me with a fake snake:
Me: *screams*
Mom: You a chicken freak! Freaky chicken!
Me: What are you talking about mom?
Mom: You know. Chicken freak. Like scare cat.
Me: Ohhhh haha it’s just chicken, Mom. Not freaky chicken.
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(158 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: You have to work many hours to successful.
Brother: I just want an easy job where I can make a lot of money.
Mom: No. You have to work hard. You have to suck it.
Dad: I don’t think you said that right.
Mom: Just suck it.
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