September 2011

Bang them All!

September 29, 2011

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Yesterday we were in the tile shop, and my lovely mother was discussing with the shopkeeper about the problems she had with her carpet. Basically, the man said that problem was a big one, and that whoever installed the carpet was really stupid. Being frustrated, my mother asked innocently, “What should I do then? Bang them all?”

The man replied, “I don’t think you should, but you go ahead and do what you think is right.”

My sister and I could barely keep a straight face…

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How Mom Feels Cake

September 28, 2011

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My mom got me a cake to celebrate my law school graduation:

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Rainy Day Omen

September 25, 2011

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Getting ready to drive on a rainy night.

Mom: Be careful!
Me:OK.
Mom: You know, if you die your Dad will kill you. I not responsible if Dad kill you.
Me: Hahaha, OK.

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Small Taiwanese Mosquitoes

September 16, 2011

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It’s hot here now but manageable. My biggest problem is the mosquitoes. I get at least one bite per minute outside. The bite turn
into a big bump right away and itchy. I am afraid to go outside now. if I do go outside, I shake my arms and stomp my feet like a lunatic. Luckily, the bump would go away the next day and doesn’t leave any mark. You might be wondering why didn’t I just smack the mosquitoes, they are small and quick just like all Taiwanese:), and I hardly feel the sting because I’ve become a trusty American, ha ha.

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Mucho Coochie

September 10, 2011

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My darling Korean mother struggles to remember the name of the place my sister went during her last vacation in Peru. She calls it “Mucho Coochie.”

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Dingy Disposal

September 7, 2011

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“Any women their husband cheat on them they should cut off his dingy and put it in the disposal.”

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