Rainy Day Omen

September 25, 2011

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Getting ready to drive on a rainy night.

Mom: Be careful!
Me:OK.
Mom: You know, if you die your Dad will kill you. I not responsible if Dad kill you.
Me: Hahaha, OK.

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    Hear the knock on the door, the right beam in the mind a surprised, instinctively she pushed aside the crushed body in the LvGuangWei, panic and wearing clothes.
    “Don’t be afraid of, have me in this, who also dare not move you.” LvGuangWei comfort her said, his heart is very upset, who the fuck have the gall, dare at this critical time bad his good?
    The knock on the door more and more urgent, LvGuangWei wear storming up his trousers went to the door.
    “Director was I, xiao li. Quick to open the door.”
    LvGuangWei listen to come out is his driver xiao li’s voice. The xiao li is his heart, only he knows one at the holiday inn, no. 606, a room, he guessed not urgent affairs, xiao li is dare not to disturb his, he pushed half door didn’t good the spirit asked; “So nasty like CuiMing like, what is it?”
    Xiao li respectful polite respect standing at the gate said, “chief, had an accident, the giants were smashed and entertainment city two help small minions in the victory, go into too many duels into the way up the traffic, alerted the secretary of municipal party committee secretary, xie xie is the scene, he was angry at you to the scene.”
    LvGuangWei a listen to, in the heart of doubts. Secretary of municipal party committee XieFa your that’s a feisty, as long as the subordinate work not ready, he caught a bad man reviled, and regardless of what occasion, often make merry men not to the stage. He asked: “the fight no dead? Do you have any control?”
    “The king with Interpol team, deputy director of the public security office, and armed police and 200 DuoRen team to the scene, has five small hun hun was cut into serious injury, no dead. We have two police minor injuries.”
    Hear that the dead, LvGuangWei finally loose tone, so they are not reported province provincial public security department. Fight the little things he is soon straight. Due to worry about being thank secretary scold mercilessly, his heart still feel disturbing, he quickly back to her room wear good clothes, beam is naked right was lying in bed, she looked at LvGuangWei amorous feelings. LvGuangWei just that burning * * * would have disappeared without a trace, he put out his hand to the right in the face of pink beam on pinching, comfort her said, “wait for me, I’ll be back.”
    LvGuangWei open his station rationing 2.3-liter Honda police car door, sitting in a car to xiao li said; “Quick about it to me about it.”
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    Xiao li said: “YangGang’s party is really needs, even the party secretary dare to play?”
    “What?” LvGuangWei surprised to a wide mouth, “YangGang people to play the thank secretary?”
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    Thanks to her secretary to him and took a XieFa expensive, XieFa your feeling “sou” wind from the ear lapse, machetes is almost wipe his scalp across.
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    “The swords of the secretary of the gunman had caught no?”
    “No, he ran.”
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    JiangGuoYong said; “Cut down the people that HuXiao, he cannot run,mud system  we are organizations of his police killer.”
    LvGuangWei he and swear to the crowd around said: “something has died down, why not to disperse the crowd, restore traffic?”
    JiangGuoYong said: “director, secretary of municipal party committee thanks is front accept TV interviews, common people all onlookers, we thank secretary of interest and bad. You see it in the past.”
    LvGuangWei through the crowd, crowded into the front, see thanks to the camera, secretary of speaking, “the current social security, the city of xinfeng isn’t very good, ground PI rascal fighting thing to happen from time to tome, seriously interfere with the 1.5 million people’s normal life, and life safety, the influence of the city with the harmony of the peace,drilling centrifugal pump  destroy the city the investment promotion and capital introduction, the good environment as xinfeng city party secretary I feel ashamed, I am here to the general public guarantee, in my tenure, I must also everyone a peace, harmony energetic xinfeng city.”
    “Good! Well said!” Thank secretary words won everyone a good and applause.
    Xinfeng city television station of the beauty host interview way: “thank secretary, when the gunman with a machete to cut a complete stranger, you is what force drove you to save him? Don’t you face the sword the monster you afraid of?”
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    The host of the microphone was of the middle age man ask: “you and the fight that people know each other?”
    “Don’t know, I come to the supermarket to buy things, these people see people cut it, if it weren’t for thank secretary save me, perhaps I now lay in the hospital yet.”
    And the crowd burst into applause.
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    “That’s good.” Everyone nod praise.
    In the XieFa crowd saw LvGuangWei, he shouted; “Lu director, to come out.”
    Camera was aimed at the LvGuangWei.
    LvGuangWei uneasy to go to party secretary side.solid control system   XieFa in front of all your pointed at his face said: “lu director, I really don’t know you the public security bureau chief is how when? Social security, get so bad in broad daylight, in xinfeng city busy street face were happened yesterday, you fight public security bureau of public order is at ordinary times scratch? How to safeguard the social order? People keep you these police is stem what to eat?”
    Thank secretary of every word the fateful, LvGuangWei face irritable, thank secretary is almost out of his going in public, he dare not looked up at all, very anxious to find a DeFeng into.
    XieFa your added; “The fight in the gunman, you must give all I tracked down,drilling centrifuge  there may not be an. Must find out the truth slip through, fighting crime gang. I limit you three days have to catch all the people to fight, the people’s a satisfactory confessed. We xinfeng city will never allow black evil forces exist. Remember, three days LouWangZhiYu caught.”

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