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	March 2010 (6)
		
			13: Cutting Out the Crapohydrates (2)
			07: The Warmth in Your Heart (2)
			07: Dramatic Drinks (1)
			03: Paying for Prostitution (4)
			01: Big Breasted Snowman (0)
			01: Lesbians of the Middle East (1)
		
	
	February 2010 (8)
		
			25: Love, Schmomy (6)
			23: Perseverance in Texting (3)
			20: Festive Snowman (4)
			16: A Lunar New Year Song (6)
			12: Prolly’s Large Head (0)
			07: Eating the State (7)
			03:  (13)
			03: Hi Hi Hi (3)
		
	
	January 2010 (13)
		
			30: Public Orthodontal Announcement (5)
			26: Menstrual Advice (7)
			25: Money is Like Water (3)
			22: Caution — Frangiblity (4)
			20: Getting the Phone-Jeez (3)
			16: Facebook Fail (8)
			15: One Cock, Please (4)
			13: Mom Learns E-mail (7)
			11: Budgeting for the Ice Age (0)
			11: What’s Your Fright Number? (2)
			07: Preventing 7-11 (3)
			05: Away Message Speak (1)
			02: Mom Likes a Man in Uniform (4)
		
	
	December 2009 (10)
		
			31: Ride the Girls (0)
			28: Internet Proficiency (7)
			25: Mom and Tree (6)
			25: Grocery-Turned-Christmas List (2)
			20: Candy Chomp, Chomp! (7)
			16: Coupon Clipping Fail (10)
			10: Delicious This, Delicious That (6)
			05: Gossip Woman (4)
			03: The Park Closes (1)
			01: Momma’s Bling Bling (2)
		
	
	November 2009 (12)
		
			29: Time/Space Conundrum (3)
			28: On the Grocery Shopping List (1)
			26: And You Thought You Were Into Farmville (9)
			23: Singing Lessons… for the Dog (2)
			18: V-mail from Grandma (16)
			15: Happy Dunks! (8)
			10: Start a Fab Club (8)
			08: Lessons in Emoticons (1)
			08: Lovin’ These “Cymbals” (3)
			05: Freudian Flight (4)
			02: Frowny Frog (0)
			02: Shameless Public Resting (6)
		
	
	October 2009 (9)
		
			28: Texts From Last Night (3)
			24: Mastering internet slang (4)
			21: Chopstick Knitting (17)
			18: Evenlops and oddlops (4)
			15: Fish Metaphors (7)
			14: Happy Family in Sun Shine Day (15)
			13: Leftover Ribes! (4)
			07: Rubbing in the Loss (11)
			03: Cold music (4)
		
	
	September 2009 (8)
		
			29: Phygio Kim (10)
			23: scoring with the chicks (7)
			21: A refitgisirator afterthought (7)
			15: pain in the bud (3)
			12: Homeless Robots (11)
			07: Inappropriate dinner conversation (6)
			03: smiley hearts (1)
			03: LOL! (18)
		
	
	August 2009 (5)
		
			24: Please use your hand (22)
			19: No happy endings (5)
			13: Advice, Meaningful Quotes, and Declarations of Love (11)
			08: International smoothies (4)
			05: When boyfriends become extra-terrestrial (9)
		
	
	July 2009 (11)
		
			31: Notes on pop culture (13)
			29: Asian Mom’s Tribute to Michael Jackson (4)
			26: Important instructions! (7)
			23: A mymomisafob classic (54)
			22: Mom talks smack (10)
			18: Rocking the door (5)
			17: So Enthused at My Sister’s Grad (2)
			15: Text message from yo momma (2)
			10: May I be your friend too? (11)
			06: Fee vs. Free (8)
			01: Flubber the ugly puppy (5)
		
	
	June 2009 (8)
		
			24: I found Oliver! (12)
			24: Taste test (3)
			24: In search of weaponry (5)
			19: Certainly not by my mother (19)
			16: Prostitution is the new Profession (3)
			14: Seductive examinations (0)
			10: Mastery of foreign languages (7)
			02: When body parts combine (2)
		
	
	May 2009 (15)
		
			30: Self-confidence is key (6)
			28: Dirty talk (2)
			22: I O U (3)
			22: Natural Rockbander (3)
			22: Cutest Besh, I mean Best Wishesed! (2)
			13: Visual dinner signs (9)
			13: Your Precious!!! ^-^ (5)
			13: Welcome Home! (25)
			08: Awesome pin-yin (13)
			08: Transcript blemishes (0)
			04: Neither Nor (2)
			04: Beware of Pickpockets! (14)
			04: From God to Gangsters (0)
			04: A “Going Away” Card (25)
			04: No trespassing, okay? (3)
		
	
	April 2009 (16)
		
			30: So what’s the equivalent of a Benz dealership? (2)
			30: Dating analogies (4)
			28: Samuel Morse’s Birthday (Morse Code) (5)
			28: Swine aren’t popular these days, but don’t be a cow either (4)
			28: What every email looks like this week (13)
			24: If you give a girl a cookie… (14)
			20: DIY skorts (3)
			20: Homemade Container for Strawberries (30)
			14: Should’ve gone for Korean food instead (7)
			14: Easter dessert (6)
			09: Parents need Hooked on Phonics too (32)
			09: Talking food (4)
			05: I like this. (thumbs up) (8)
			04: It’s the L & R sounds again (0)
			04: Spring is the season (4)
			04: Decoding Engrish (1)
		
	
	March 2009 (30)
		
			31: I’M NOT ALLOWED TO DATE UNTIL I GET MARRIED. (83)
			28: Look it (9)
			28: A four-legged creature (10)
			28: Heard it was from skiing, not freaking (1)
			26: I mean, if you really want me to… (18)
			25: Be a man, answer the question! (18)
			25: Did your parents impact your college major or career choice? (119)
			23: Types of crazies (6)
			20: Chinese Zodiac Beliefs (4)
			18: Separation Anxiety (4)
			14: Freak a leak (2)
			14: HI! this is only a testing (3)
			13: Shoot it! (6)
			13: Guardian angel (6)
			12: Online cooking lessons (2)
			10: Postcard for your consideration (4)
			10: Domestic violence is not allowed (2)
			10: #1 Mom’s first email (5)
			10: N like Nancy? (14)
			10: But I mind!! (15)
			10: Life long spelling error—at least you’re unique? (67)
			08: Uhh, sure. (5)
			08: Loop kills and hooks! (3)
			06: Push off the roof, reach for the sky (11)
			06: Eat your broccoli (23)
			05: Parent-proof (9)
			03: I’ll have the Symphony no. 25, please (3)
			03: Irritating Reiterations (3)
			03: DYGT? (Don’t You Get It?) (7)
			03: Chow time. (16)
		
	
	February 2009 (58)
		
			28: Happy birthday, never forget the C-section! (8)
			28: A lesson to learn (25)
			28: My worst nightmare (3)
			28: Poke, you’re Facebook-popular. (3)
			28: Not-so-helpful advice (2)
			28: Yo Mama is a cellist! (8)
			28: Don’t be deflowered (5)
			28: Is your husband a virgin? (1)
			28: Loooooooove you too (1)
			26: Have you seen her? If found, please call Mom. (4)
			25: Cleanliness is a virtue (8)
			25: Perhaps they should’ve fit the entire word (5)
			25: “Let’s go Dutch” (1)
			25: Taste the rainbow (0)
			25: Thank God she’s not on Twitter (2)
			24: AKA no pets allowed. (3)
			24: My mom hearts emoticons (1)
			24: Like cantaloupe (2)
			24: Commuting is no joke in China. (2)
			24: Too hairy for words (3)
			22: First thing I do when I weak up in the morning (10)
			22: So fresh (4)
			22: That’s an order! (0)
			19: Mom, don’t fret, it’s Goldman Sachs (2)
			19: Vintage is in (0)
			17: Creative celebrity mix-ups (14)
			17: Well that’s some circumstance (8)
			17: I like crab…and shrimp. (19)
			17: More messy “fries” (15)
			17: Roomba Jetson (2)
			17: My mom is a ninja! (10)
			15: Hint: question mark (6)
			15: Well, the economy is in the ditch (4)
			13: Parents are the best! (8)
			13: I will tell you…when you’re famous (3)
			13: We love you too (7)
			13: Where is the love? (9)
			13: Girls have expiration dates? (8)
			13: I’m not flat (2)
			11: Special ingredients (1)
			11: Perversion of band names (6)
			11: Pick the weeds too (4)
			11: Different silhouettes (3)
			11: Maybe? (0)
			11: It’s frappuccino (5)
			03: Just don’t trust boys (11)
			03: Humans are clean shaven (2)
			03: The symptoms, the symptoms! (4)
			03: Yummy binkers and absorbant towers (22)
			03: Think positive thoughts (5)
			03: you know everything. no mention anymore. (3)
			03: You know, like those “do not disturb” signs (3)
			03: Affairs in the cupboard (4)
			03: Hi hi, be good ok? (0)
			03: Tickle me emo (8)
			03: Doctorial joke? (1)
			03: Food poisoning, intoxication…same thing. (4)
			03: Big Mommy is watching (4)
		
	
	January 2009 (66)
		
			30: Prosthetic eyeballs (0)
			30: OK is not okay (10)
			30: A new kind of seduction?! (4)
			30: Baha Men are in Hong Kong now? (1)
			30: Mickey D’s, what you got? (6)
			30: Calm as calm can be (1)
			30: Yuuuuuuuu (crank dat Soulja Boy?) (3)
			29: You need money or something? (5)
			29: Shit-takin’ Shrooms (0)
			29: Self-congratulatory card (5)
			27: Like…a tax return? (8)
			27: Forget STDs (6)
			27: Facebook woes (1)
			27: Adipose tissue = hormones (9)
			27: I wish my mom were an ox too (3)
			27: Awards: “homecoming king” (4)
			25: Bringin’ in the cheese (0)
			25: This social-media pro mom is above Youtube (1)
			25: Pastronomy (although, I think I am a fan of the pastronomist brother) (3)
			24: AIYAH, this SAT word! (14)
			24: I guess they’re both soft & squishy (1)
			22: Fish bring prosperity (6)
			22: Get LOST (0)
			22: In need of medication (4)
			21: Well, there’s a second reason too (19)
			21: Connect the dots (7)
			21: Bigness = Ark wardness (2)
			20: MIL(to)D? (5)
			20: America’s just kind of slow (5)
			20: I’m almost overdue (0)
			20: Birds follow us and sing when we stop (7)
			19: Your boy toy! (12)
			18: Only Bush wire taps (0)
			18: Well, rappers are millionaires anyway (8)
			17: You are still a blooming garden (12)
			17: Keep your dignity on Facebook! (10)
			16: We aren’t in China (5)
			16: Victory Cactus! (11)
			14: Passed…what?! (7)
			14: How to air out dirty lungs (0)
			14: Action as in, what you see in action films (16)
			13: The rules of punchbuggy (11)
			13: Fast food secrets (11)
			13: Where the robots at?! (3)
			13: My mom is a potty mouth (3)
			12: Dancing drums (2)
			12: Cause and effect (0)
			11: Online Predators via Youtube? (22)
			11: Which is it? (0)
			10: More than silverware (2)
			10: The things we lack (6)
			08: You thought Asians were cheap (10)
			08: Here, have two words instead (6)
			07: Please Vote for “My Mom is a Fob”! (9)
			07: Many More (0)
			07: My Mom is a Tech-Savvy Fob! (7)
			07: True love. (38)
			06: Doing Marianna (5)
			05: Is it food or fake boobs? (7)
			04: Calling the stars (2)
			04: Resignedly, Mom (3)
			02: As shown on TV (6)
			02: I Spy (7)
			02: Happy niu year! (8)
			02: Coming out of the what? (3)
			02: Dirty hands (4)
		
	
	December 2008 (67)
		
			31: A slip of the tongue (5)
			31: Hot chest (4)
			31: Game phobia (3)
			31: The bladder test (0)
			29: Calls from Mario land (3)
			29: When Disney characters get spiritual (2)
			28: It’s a marketing ploy (0)
			28: Loud English is Easier to Understand (3)
			28: Gay and youthful (0)
			28: Multipurpose protective sleeves (5)
			26: You have uterus, it different (13)
			26: Inside Voice (4)
			26: Chinese momma in Japan (2)
			26: Black is the new black (1)
			25: And happy new year (0)
			25: Not wasting texts (1)
			23: Unsung (2)
			23: Fricken Chicken (4)
			23: More Audacious Grandmas (4)
			23: Sit! (3)
			22: The number is Minh! (4)
			22: Mom’s personal goals (5)
			21: Quban spelling (11)
			19: Hospitality gone wrong (0)
			19: Helpful suggestions (10)
			19: E-reminders (3)
			19: Step-by-step instructions (11)
			17: Sore poles (0)
			17: In search of shitty banks (7)
			16: Mom feeds watermelon through Skype (14)
			16: Arbitrary punctuation (0)
			16: Fruits and animals (7)
			16: So much for the compliments (3)
			16: Text+msging+ (4)
			14: Funk officially means sexy (6)
			14: Vegetable humor (8)
			13: All in one email (6)
			13: PEACE, yo. (1)
			13: How to produce boys (2)
			12: In search of a dental husband (2)
			12: Anti-aging (3)
			11: Precleaning cleaning (14)
			11: Shady health appointments (5)
			10: Teckie Momma (0)
			10: Dating tips (9)
			09: In her dreams (3)
			09: White people steal underwear (3)
			08: Notes on feng shui (0)
			08: Life is one big run-on sentence (0)
			08: Neighborhood notes (6)
			07: What every Asian household needs (6)
			07: Sandwich bombs (2)
			06: Sage advice (3)
			06: Faith and the burning question (4)
			05: Gangster Grandma (16)
			05: Just dropping a line (6)
			04: Might as well wear a Hooters shirt (3)
			04: Workout tips (1)
			04: A pre-Beijing warning (3)
			04: Show her urbandictionary.com (4)
			03: When cappuccinos and frappucinos make love (3)
			02: “Playing” with the cat (5)
			02: Election confusion (0)
			02: Always giving us more math (18)
			01: Hanging suspicion (3)
			01: Daughters of the year (2)
			01: On bonus marriages (0)
		
	
	November 2008 (82)
		
			30: An email to babypoop (3)
			30: Representin (11)
			29: Black Friday finds (0)
			28: YouTube humor not approved (2)
			28: In case you were going to call (1)
			28: A lesson on emoticons (3)
			28: Aromatic toilet water (6)
			27: She kind of looks like a bird (4)
			26: Unsatisfied (8)
			26: Yummy little cracker (4)
			26: On the wishlist (8)
			26: Destiny’s Child gets thirsty (5)
			25: Fatboy Slim goes to China (3)
			25: When friends’ names get butchered (5)
			24: Tips from a karaoke pro (0)
			24: Best present ever (13)
			24: Labeled just in case (8)
			24: Retail misunderstanding (8)
			23: No love for the dog (5)
			23: On fire (4)
			22: Her idea, not mine (32)
			22: Living in America (7)
			22: Parents and their parents (2)
			21: Poop jokes (4)
			21: Controversy (9)
			20: Because we can’t find our own men (13)
			20: No prizes, sorry (2)
			19: Pees won’t hurt the teste (5)
			19: Dirty brand names (3)
			19: Serve well children (2)
			18: Blockbuster etiquette (6)
			18: Those wasted SAT classes (5)
			18: Holy smokes (0)
			17: About time for an arranged marriage? (26)
			17: Musical interpretations (2)
			17: Mythical mixup (10)
			16: Playing hard to get (7)
			16: Birthday wishes (5)
			16: Rape prevention tactics (36)
			14: Fruity salesmen (6)
			14: Honest questions (3)
			14: The sound of music (2)
			14: Economy? Environment? (1)
			13: Instant messaging 101 (5)
			13: Pregnancy scares (12)
			12: Straight to the point (5)
			12: Honesty is the best policy (23)
			12: Not the dog again (3)
			12: Black men on TV (7)
			11: On boys and alcohol (10)
			11: Meat mistake (5)
			11: Injecting buttocks (4)
			11: Unintentional souvenir (8)
			10: One by one. (52)
			10: Analogies by Mom (4)
			09: A disgustion about back problems (0)
			09: Shopping list miscommunication (4)
			09: Queen of accessories (5)
			08: Male enhancement (6)
			08: The PetSmart abortion clinic (8)
			08: Geography lessons (5)
			06: Like…PAM® cooking spray? (3)
			06: Jokery shopping (3)
			06: Ma’s got street cred! (3)
			06: After watching Secret Life of Bees (8)
			06: A post Halloween dinner (4)
			05: A bit of Obaamaaarama (4)
			05: Terminology (3)
			04: New presidency, new residency (7)
			04: GO BAMA GO BAMA! (0)
			04: You tell ‘em, Momma! (38)
			04: In the spirit of election day… (5)
			03: On cereal and stds (8)
			03: Super spies (5)
			03: She could teach Mac Dre a thing or two (0)
			03: MMIAF news! (0)
			02: Halloween slutbags, UFOs, what? (4)
			02: High on wallawalla (7)
			02: Mom wants dingleberries (7)
			02: The sound of sirens (6)
			01: Accurately labeled sauce for the lumpia (6)
			01: Toilet advice (2)
		
	
	October 2008 (109)
		
			31: No need for long sucks (8)
			31: Well if you have a good looking nose (0)
			31: Shake, shake it! (0)
			30: Would you like to supersize that salad? (9)
			29: Avoid the toxic foods (2)
			30: Beyond plastic visors (43)
			29: Wild hogs vs. wild women (2)
			29: How about a fob mom costume? (6)
			29: Don’t mess with this momma (3)
			28: Sit when you pee (19)
			28: Mom doesn’t understand MMIAF (3)
			27: Beware the Asian glow (5)
			27: Sentence structure (3)
			27: Lost on Ventura Bluebird (6)
			27: Confucian proverbs (4)
			27: Dad’s hormonal changes (1)
			27: WHEN ASIAN MOMS YELL (4)
			26: Sister rivalry (4)
			26: Oh and by the way (2)
			26: Translation: COME HOME PLEASE (4)
			26: Places to meet men (7)
			25: A wall decor critique (2)
			25: Cultural clashing (2)
			25: She’d kick your ass at Guitar Hero (11)
			25: At least she’s a fan (6)
			25: 6 a.m. voicemail (9)
			25: Wait, what, your dad is a fob? (2)
			25: Matchmaker Mom (3)
			24: On tattoos and adult clubs (2)
			24: Fob mom head gear (12)
			24: Sex ed (8)
			24: Behind bars (0)
			24: Mother reacting to my sister’s new hairdo (11)
			24: A text from Mom on behalf of the family dog (3)
			24: The nonconfrontational sex talk (1)
			23: Playing with food (35)
			23: Just kill the squirrel (0)
			23: All in a day’s work (16)
			23: Latin American lovers (0)
			23: Dog on a diet (2)
			23: Political awareness ftw (6)
			23: Constipation advice (2)
			23: Another fob mom reviews MMIAF (0)
			23: Dear druggies, leave Ma alone (2)
			23: Facebook friends (6)
			23: Parental guidance recommended (2)
			23: Fake chickens (0)
			22: Momma gets political (5)
			22: And you thought your costume was wild (8)
			22: We heart plugs! (4)
			22: Her tail is very nice (2)
			22: Evil laughter (2)
			22: Mom’s late-night revelations (18)
			22: Fob mom not a fan of MMIAF (4)
			22: Disco party with yo momma (3)
			22: Midlife growth spurt (9)
			22: On the positive side (11)
			22: She wanted to touch you (0)
			22: Electronic explosives (2)
			21: Subject: About the dog (4)
			21: Easy on the eyes (2)
			21: Gary Danko is a dirty robber (2)
			21: Laptop is ill (5)
			21: Self-expression (0)
			21: You are my sunshine (0)
			21: Ready for Halloween (1)
			21: What a hell! (4)
			21: Hey Mr. Dj (Masta) (17)
			21: Salmon or tuna? (2)
			21: Avoid the cold staff (2)
			21: Mom’s wishlist (seriously) (0)
			21: Needs tegnis shots (3)
			21: Shark alert (6)
			21: Yeah Terrence why not? (2)
			21: Retail therapy for the distressed Asian momma (0)
			21: Technological competency ftw (0)
			21: Financial turmoil (3)
			21: Forecast (2)
			21: Tuff times when you were litter (4)
			21: Text message from yo momma (4)
			20: Rape warning (3)
			20: All my children (0)
			20: Gchat status: food coma (4)
			20: A torrid affair (4)
			20: Testy smoothies with a litter nuts (0)
			20: UV protection (11)
			20: Give the poor boy a jacket! (2)
			19: Son, don’t be that way. (2)
			19: Fob momma gone green (0)
			19: One-way Gchat? (0)
			19: RE: the little “kitty” whiskers (0)
			19: Relationshit consultant (2)
			18: Tourist fashion (7)
			18: Ahoy, matey! (0)
			18: Subject line: I understand you (3)
			18: Grapes of wrath (9)
			18: Fob miscommunication (5)
			18: A lol exchange (9)
			17: Hay grr-friend (2)
			17: you know the tempo, of the horse? (2)
			17: 1337 h4×0r programmer mom (8)
			17: You’re big boy now! (5)
			17: YouTube is for grownups too (3)
			17: Got whatever’d. (0)
			17: Optometrical confusion (1)
			17: Ain’t no mountain (4)
			17: Sweet-and-sour 20th birthday (3)
			17: Stranger danger (0)
			17: Gchat status says “fuck Mondays!!!!!” (1)
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