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Loading ...Mom: Today I learned something new at work.
Me: What’s that?
Mom: What day is today?
Me: Wednesday?
Mom: Yes, so then?
Me: I don’t get it.
Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done work so means it is the humping day for everyone!!!
Me: MOM It’s not “humping” day, it’s “HUMP” day, like the hump of a camel or a mountain!!!
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(28 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...My mom, sister and I are at the mall.
Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket?
Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?
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(41 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”?
Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”?
Mom: Yeah that one.
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Our mom tries to keep the windows splatter-free.
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(58 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...Subject: hi Mess
your new nick name is Mess because you are a mess. work harder on your career.
mom
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(46 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...Yesterday we were in the tile shop, and my lovely mother was discussing with the shopkeeper about the problems she had with her carpet. Basically, the man said that problem was a big one, and that whoever installed the carpet was really stupid. Being frustrated, my mother asked innocently, “What should I do then? Bang them all?”
The man replied, “I don’t think you should, but you go ahead and do what you think is right.”
My sister and I could barely keep a straight face…
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(82 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My mom got me a cake to celebrate my law school graduation:
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(41 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...Getting ready to drive on a rainy night.
Mom: Be careful!
Me:OK.
Mom: You know, if you die your Dad will kill you. I not responsible if Dad kill you.
Me: Hahaha, OK.
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