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Happy Humping Day

November 18, 2011

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Mom: Today I learned something new at work.
Me: What’s that?
Mom: What day is today?
Me: Wednesday?
Mom: Yes, so then?
Me: I don’t get it.
Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done work so means it is the humping day for everyone!!!
Me: MOM It’s not “humping” day, it’s “HUMP” day, like the hump of a camel or a mountain!!!

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Tasty Topic

November 13, 2011

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My mom, sister and I are at the mall.
Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket?
Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?

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Facebook Chubs

November 7, 2011

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You are a Loser

October 29, 2011

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Mom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”?
Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”?
Mom: Yeah that one.

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Backsplash Prevention

October 26, 2011

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Our mom tries to keep the windows splatter-free.

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Hi Mess

October 23, 2011

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Subject: hi Mess

your new nick name is Mess because you are a mess. work harder on your career.
mom

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Aggressive Smileys

October 3, 2011

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Bang them All!

September 29, 2011

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Yesterday we were in the tile shop, and my lovely mother was discussing with the shopkeeper about the problems she had with her carpet. Basically, the man said that problem was a big one, and that whoever installed the carpet was really stupid. Being frustrated, my mother asked innocently, “What should I do then? Bang them all?”

The man replied, “I don’t think you should, but you go ahead and do what you think is right.”

My sister and I could barely keep a straight face…

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How Mom Feels Cake

September 28, 2011

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My mom got me a cake to celebrate my law school graduation:

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Rainy Day Omen

September 25, 2011

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Getting ready to drive on a rainy night.

Mom: Be careful!
Me:OK.
Mom: You know, if you die your Dad will kill you. I not responsible if Dad kill you.
Me: Hahaha, OK.

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