Posted on March 7, 2010 at 07:43pm
I received a personal introduction from someone. I want to reply, can I say the following.
1. Thanks for your introduction, I can feel your warm heart.
2. Thanks for your introduction, it’s very warm.
Which one or other suggestion…
- Ma
Filed Under: E-mails
Posted on March 7, 2010 at 07:42pm
My mom emailed me after we had a huge fight:
“Ok, you will be fine for everthing. Actually you are excellent so far. I will support you for all. you are my only child. it is not the big deal. I will help you. We need the drama in life. Otherwise the lift will only like the water. We need the different drink. ok? take care. go to sleep.”
Filed Under: E-mails
Posted on March 3, 2010 at 07:14pm
I was at a college career fair and was in the midst of an engaging conversation with the admissions officer of the school I was MOST interested in.
Mom: Oh…I see…Well, will my daughter be about to afford this prostitution?
About a second later:
Me: INSTITUTION?!?!
Admissions officer: Well, yes, we have a lot of … scholarships … though there ARE nice jobs on campus you can take to support yourself.
Tags: college admissions, colleges, prostitution, scholarships
Filed Under: Conversations
Posted on March 1, 2010 at 03:28pm
It snowed a ton in New York not too long ago, and my mom, who is from California had this to say on me making a snowman, via her new favorite form of communication, text message:
Mom: Exciting! Try to make a female snowman!
Me: Will do mom
Mom: Take a picture of it! Make sure the cup size is 40 DDD!
Tags: boobs, snow, snowman, snowmen, weather
Filed Under: Conversations, Text message
Posted on March 1, 2010 at 03:25pm
So I went with my family to a buffet where I had a dodgy oyster and ended up hurling in the bathroom. The restaurant’s manager came out to talk to apologize to my parents while I had gone to the bathroom and when I came out, the most epic conversation with my mom ensued:
Mom: Ohh the manager came to talk to us. He said he was lesbian.
Me: Huh? You mean gay, right? He’s male…
Mom: No no, lesbian. He said he was from the Middle East.
Me: OHHHH!! You mean hes LEBANESE.
Mom: Yeah! Lesbian!
Tags: homosexuality, race
Filed Under: Conversations
Posted on February 23, 2010 at 05:23pm
My mom just learned to text the day before:
Dear d Sure i wil meet you at time 7p square soon no 7p it is a tzphgg typing earror soppps Oh i give up
Tags: Text message, texting, typing, typing errors
Filed Under: Text message
Posted on February 20, 2010 at 04:22pm
My boyfriend and I came home from college for Chinese New Year to see this waiting for us in the driveway. My mom says she made it, which most likely means she made my dad build it for her while she stood watching from the window.
Posted on February 16, 2010 at 11:35am
Dear YY & Ting Ting,
MAY TIOUM DA ZIY SHOUT~~~SHUM, MAY GUE ZEN DE THRAI~~~LEE, JANME
MEIY DE DEE YI GIOU HOUAW~~~, JIEU ZI KOUM SI, KOUM SI , KOUM
SI~~~~~
KOUM SI, KOUM SI, KOUM SI NE YA~, KOUM SI, KOUM SI, KOUM SI NE.
KOUN SI FA XYI
Mom sing a song to you
Tags: chinese new year, lunar new year, song
Filed Under: E-mails
Posted on February 12, 2010 at 10:07pm
I live in a different state from my family so when my sister was in labor, my mom was texting me from the hospital after my nephew was born and after exclaiming how big/heavy a baby he was, I jokingly typed to my mom:
“Prolly has a big head, that’s why!”
My mom texts me back soon after:
“Who’s ‘Prolly’ ?”
Tags: babies, hospital, labor, pregnancy
Filed Under: Text message
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