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Loading ...Mom: Today I learned something new at work.
Me: What’s that?
Mom: What day is today?
Me: Wednesday?
Mom: Yes, so then?
Me: I don’t get it.
Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done work so means it is the humping day for everyone!!!
Me: MOM It’s not “humping” day, it’s “HUMP” day, like the hump of a camel or a mountain!!!
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(28 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...My mom, sister and I are at the mall.
Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket?
Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?
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(41 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”?
Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”?
Mom: Yeah that one.
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(41 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...Getting ready to drive on a rainy night.
Mom: Be careful!
Me:OK.
Mom: You know, if you die your Dad will kill you. I not responsible if Dad kill you.
Me: Hahaha, OK.
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(91 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: (screams my full name in Chinese) Come here!! Something wrong with computer!!
Me: (goes into the study to see what’s wrong)
Mom: It keep tell me to press ‘any’ key to continue!
Me: Yeah and…? So just press any key to continue…
Mom: (getting really frustrated and angry) I TRY BUT I DON’T SEE THE ‘ANY’ KEY!!! WHERE IS IT?!?!
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(55 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5) Loading ...Me: Hey mama! There’s a mymomisafob.com.
Mom: No thanks. I don’t want a membership.
Me: …………
Me: You don’t apply for one.
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(63 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5) Loading ...My mom was so excited when she took me the first time to this Vietnamese night club in Westminster. She goes there often with her friends.
While snacking on some food and waiting for the music to come on…
Mom:This place is soooo good, they play live music, and they even play the rape music.”
Me: What’s rape music Mom?
Mom:You know the dance music, I like dancing to the rape music. We can dance together when the rape music comes on. (she does a little shake in her chair) You will love it.
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(98 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...I’m an Emergency Medicine physician. At Thanksgiving dinner, my family members were talking about how long they had to wait in the ER waiting room when they each had various illnesses.
My Filipino mom: I saw a doctor fast, that time I had crabs.
(dead silence from everyone at the table)
Me: When she had an ALLERGIC REACTION after eating crabs.
Rest of family: Ahhh, OK…
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(131 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Are you glad Aladdin was killed?
Me: You mean Bin Ladin?
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