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(107 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Don’t post your pictures on Facebook people can use it against you.
Me: Oh don’t worry, I don’t have any crazy pictures to post.
Mom: Don’t post any pictures at all people can do stupid stuff with it.
Me: Stupid stuff?? like what??
Mom: They can make you naked.
Me: Make me naked??
Mom: Yeah, they can delete your clothes.
Me: Uhh… I’m not sure that’s possible
Mom: IT IS!
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(67 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5) Loading ...I was driving and I pulled up to a car looking similar to mine.
Me: Look! It’s my car!
Mom: I like the color (dark grey) it’s very Oregon.
Me: …It’s what?
Mom: The color is very Oregon.
Me: …ELEGANT?
Mom: Eregan?
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(36 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...We’re on a hike in the Rocky Mountains…
Mom, pointing to a Slippery Jack mushroom: That mushroom has a sleazy top!
Me: Mmm, I think you mean “slimy”…
Mom: Yeah! Sleazy!
(I gotta tell her what sleazy top actually means!)
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(114 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5) Loading ...After my mom scared me with a fake snake:
Me: *screams*
Mom: You a chicken freak! Freaky chicken!
Me: What are you talking about mom?
Mom: You know. Chicken freak. Like scare cat.
Me: Ohhhh haha it’s just chicken, Mom. Not freaky chicken.
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(167 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: You have to work many hours to successful.
Brother: I just want an easy job where I can make a lot of money.
Mom: No. You have to work hard. You have to suck it.
Dad: I don’t think you said that right.
Mom: Just suck it.
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(149 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...This happened when I was getting ready to move away for school:
Mom: If a boy tries to kiss you, just punch him!! No hanky panky!!
Me: What if a girl does it??
Mom: Punch harder!! Aiyah!!
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(71 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Yeah, so I’ve been going swimming everyday.
Me: Oh cool, are you getting lessons?
Mom: Mmhm, the instructor says I need to practice… flicking, flucking, fucking, fupping…
Me: …flapping, fluttering?
Mom: Ohhh (korean ooooo), uh-huh, fluttering with my legs.
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(260 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5) Loading ...Mom comes into room singing: Like a cheesecake, like a cheesecake!
Me: Mama, what are you singing?
Mom: The song your brother is playing in his room.
Me: HAHA. IT’S LIKE A G6!!!
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