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The Warmth in Your Heart

Posted on March 7, 2010 at 07:43pm

I received a personal introduction from someone. I want to reply, can I say the following.

1. Thanks for your introduction, I can feel your warm heart.
2. Thanks for your introduction, it’s very warm.

Which one or other suggestion…

- Ma

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Dramatic Drinks

Posted on March 7, 2010 at 07:42pm

My mom emailed me after we had a huge fight:

“Ok, you will be fine for everthing. Actually you are excellent so far. I will support you for all. you are my only child. it is not the big deal. I will help you. We need the drama in life. Otherwise the lift will only like the water. We need the different drink. ok? take care. go to sleep.”

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A Lunar New Year Song

Posted on February 16, 2010 at 11:35am

Dear YY & Ting Ting,

MAY TIOUM DA ZIY SHOUT~~~SHUM, MAY GUE ZEN DE THRAI~~~LEE, JANME
MEIY DE DEE YI GIOU HOUAW~~~, JIEU ZI KOUM SI, KOUM SI , KOUM
SI~~~~~

KOUM SI, KOUM SI, KOUM SI NE YA~, KOUM SI, KOUM SI, KOUM SI NE.

KOUN SI FA XYI

Mom sing a song to you

Menstrual Advice

Posted on January 26, 2010 at 11:43am

subject: when you have period, sprot drink + warm water

when you have period do not keeping on taking pain killer because it will hurt
your kindney in the long run. I heard a lady keep on taking Pain Killer when
she has period come and now she needs to wash her kindney and she is not 30 yet!

if you have headach or period please mix the sport drink with warm water
and the ratio is 1 to 1 or 1 to 2 and the result is much better than pain killer!

Loves
Mom

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Money is Like Water

Posted on January 25, 2010 at 04:46pm

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Mom Learns E-mail

Posted on January 13, 2010 at 12:46pm

Just taught my mom how to use e-mail yesterday. Here’s her first valiant attempt:

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Budgeting for the Ice Age

Posted on January 11, 2010 at 12:38pm

My mom is telling me how we should be saving money. This is what her email said:

Yes, we are.
Keep going for 2010 so that we can save more for your and JK’s future.
Be a good squirrel ready for ice age.

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What’s Your Fright Number?

Posted on January 11, 2010 at 12:36pm

My dear daughter,

Da Ju Ju will pick you up at airport. either drive you to Hotel in Taipei or take high speed train. We need to know your fright number as soon as possible.

Mom

Candy Chomp, Chomp!

Posted on December 20, 2009 at 04:26am

Hi Elizabeth,

How are you doing? How is your paper coming along? I miss you~~~~. How are you surviving the below freezing weather in Boston? It’s so cold here, too, with the temperature hovering around 38 F~. I am very sleepy at work, staring at & trying to read these boring scientific progress reports—. Only thing I can do is eat MORE chocolates. I have Christmas colored peanut M&Ms, mini 3 Musketeers mint dark chocolate, mini Twix bars & Dove mint silky milk chocolate squares~~~. I also had those mint M&M, but I ate them all-gobbled them down-chomp, chomp!.
I hope you are not following my example and be good, eating healthy snacks. :) ;)
Love you & miss you.

Love,
Mom

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Gossip Woman

Posted on December 5, 2009 at 04:59pm

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