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My mother stalks my Facebook sometimes. She decided to very publicly inform me about the fact that I left my retainer at home when I went off to college:

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Today, my aunt updated her facebook status. It read:
Hong Luong just saw the movie Fast and Furious , cool!!! Paul is so hot . How the hell they found so many hot girls in that movie …no FAT chicks at all.
There is just something so endearing about it.
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Just wanted to submit this disapproving email my mother sent me after seeing an unsatisfactory picture of me on FB.. to this day I still don’t know what pic she is referring to:
Subject: don’t post that kind of picture on facebook
Carman
How are you? recently I watched the face book of your pictures, I only think one picture is better don’t post on the face book, I hoep you don’t mad at me, what I have told you, I saw the picture you and a man took on the bed, that is not so good to post on the face book, because everyone can see, You have to respect for yourself. Next time you still need to marry, if some me n wanted to marry you, but he see the picture, what he think about your personality, Please think about this, I don’t care you don’t like what I say to you, I just want to tell you because you are my dauthter, and I llove you, that why I tell you this, if you don’t listen to me, that up to you because you are grown up, I can’t do anything to you, one day you will know what I say is right, time passes very fast, ten years is easy to pass, think about your future, that all I say to you, good luck,
Mom
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I made my mom a Facebook profile a few months ago. After watching the season premiere of 24, she updated her Facebook status:
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A friend posted a photo of me with particularly bad posture, so I commented, “You’re lucky my mom can’t see this!”
Later, mom was creeping through my little brother’s Facebook and sent this message:
Subject: hunchback
Message: i seen it. (mom)
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