My Mom is a Fob

Funk officially means sexy

Posted on December 14, 2008 at 09:17pm

Me: I’m going to a formal Christmas party at church next week.
Mom: Be careful, don’t dress too funky. [in reference to this post]
Me: Funky?
Mom: I just learned funky on mymomisfob.com!

Ma’s got street cred!

Posted on November 6, 2008 at 07:01pm

From: Mom
Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2008 4:40 PM
To: Me
Subject: Re: FW: (no subject)

Fool, u don need this to know I xo u

— On Wed, 10/8/08, Me wrote:

From: Me
Subject: FW: (no subject)
To: Mom
Date: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 9:23 AM

I LOVE YOU!!

YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO TELL
10 FRIENDS THAT YOU LOVE THEM
(INCLUDING ME) Because
TOMORROW’S NOT PROMISED.

SO I LOVE YOU! GO!

Mom doesn’t understand MMIAF

Posted on October 28, 2008 at 08:38am

From: [Mom]
To: [Eunice]
Subject: RE: you’re not the only one…
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:07:17 -0500

Thanks for sharing, but I don’t understand all.
What is the name of website mean? My mom is a fob?
Chinese moms are very loving and caring moms, right?

At least she’s a fan

Posted on October 25, 2008 at 01:13pm

Me: Yea, he’s been having a lot of issues, so this is probably good for him.
Mom: Is he white or…?
Me: Yes.
Mom: What’s that word? Cocaine?
Me: …Caucasian?
Mom: You can put this on momfob.com!

Another fob mom reviews MMIAF

Posted on October 23, 2008 at 04:57am

haha……some of those sounded like me…………thank God, I have some education, but not enough to keep up with you guys. I know what it is to chill…………..having fun but not sick…….

Fob mom not a fan of MMIAF

Posted on October 22, 2008 at 05:29pm

On Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 11:22 PM, [Redacted] wrote:

Hi Mom,

Have you heard of http://mymomisafob.com? It’s a really funny website where you can read exchanges between Asian kids and their moms. It made me think of you. I don’t know if you’ll find it as funny as I do, but I wanted to send it to you anyway.

Love,
[Redacted]
——————————
From: [Mom]
Date: 2008/10/22
Subject: Re: Hello
To: [Redacted]

thank you. not funny to me through