My Mom is a Fob

Love, Schmomy

Posted on February 25, 2010 at 08:14am

Grocery-Turned-Christmas List

Posted on December 25, 2009 at 12:45am

This is my mommy’s grocery … I mean Christmas list!

The Park Closes

Posted on December 3, 2009 at 05:16pm

In order to leave enough room for me to pull into the garage, my mom leaves my dad this note.

And You Thought You Were Into Farmville

Posted on November 26, 2009 at 12:23am

My mom loves her Facebook applications so much she checks them everyday.  One day after school my mom wasn’t home yet, but I found this note on my dresser.

The note reads: “Alanna, if I’m not home at 5′ O Clock p.m. please check my Cafe World and click my cook food okay. I love you. Thanks_!”

Important instructions!

Posted on July 26, 2009 at 05:19am

My mom posted this note for our pool guy so he wouldn’t dump dirty water into our garden. This is what she wrote…

I O U

Posted on May 22, 2009 at 11:37pm

I found this in my old wallet. It’s in my mom’s writing and has to be at least 5 years old. I tried to get it redeemed, but no go.

Eat your broccoli

Posted on March 6, 2009 at 02:45am

First thing I do when I weak up in the morning

Posted on February 22, 2009 at 03:49pm

My younger brother is off from high school this week (midwinter recess in NYC), so he slept in. Before I got back from class, my mom called me to say that my younger brother was going out, so she left him a note asking him to call her about his plans for the day—you know how Asian parents are.

Well I looked in his room but didn’t see a note, not in the hallway, nor in the kitchen. He eventually called her, and I eventually found the note.

On the toilet seat cover.

Step-by-step instructions

Posted on December 19, 2008 at 02:56am

I was showing my mom how to use the DVD player and she took notes. I found
the notecard that she was using for the DVD player instructions some months
later:

DVD PLAY
1. press on
2. press eject key
3. put disk
4. sit down
5. press play key with remote
6. watch