Posted on August 18, 2010 at 12:58pm
I was walking downstairs to the subway when a crosswind blew up my dress. I texted my sister to tell her about the free show I just gave everyone behind me, and she passed the story to my mom, who said,
“I hope she’s not wearing tongs!”
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Posted on June 28, 2010 at 05:02pm
My mom was on the phone with me, and I told her that I was at a pretty well known Italian chain restaurant in our area, Buca Di Beppo’s. When I went home, my sister said my mom told her:
“Your sister went to Peptodibismo!”
Tags: buca di beppo, food, pepto bismo, restaurants
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Posted on May 20, 2010 at 12:08pm
My mom recently learned “The Itsy Bitsy Spider” to sing to my son.
“Tha itchy bitchy spider went up water spout…”
Tags: pop culture, songs
Posted on April 15, 2010 at 05:49pm
I was on my way to my internship via subway in Korea one summer and this 60-year old man decided he wanted to hit on me. He came over and told me he would give me his name card and after I rejected him I texted my mom to tell her what happened. Her reply: “psycho like that need to get their penis thin sliced. mommy good at cooking and chopping, i do it for you. take his name card.”
Posted on January 7, 2010 at 12:02pm
Last week, my mom was watching the news that a terrorist was stopped by passengers on a plane during Christmas.
Mom: “We almost had another 7-11 this Christmas, thank god the terrorist was stopped!”
Posted on August 8, 2009 at 06:02am
As we’re passing Jamba Juice, where the sign is very obviously displayed:
Mom: “Do you want to go to Jamaica Juice?”
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Posted on July 1, 2009 at 04:01pm
This is from my mom when i told her that my friend is a dog groomer, & she could come over to our place to groom our dog (flubber).
“is your grommer ok or not,otherwise my flubber will become an ugly duck.”
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Posted on April 30, 2009 at 01:58pm
“Never give anyone a free trial and take your product home. They must pay full amount first. Because if they get free trial, I know because I sell cosmetics for so many years, they will always return product.”
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Posted on April 28, 2009 at 11:23am
“Don’t be easy. Don’t be like a cow. Chinese people say, if a boy gets the milk for free, he has no need to buy the cow.”
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Posted on April 4, 2009 at 01:45am
When my mom talks about an “open-hook car,” she MEANS to say open-hood, and by hood, she means roof, so she actually means “convertible.”
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