Archive for the Quotes Category

Preventing 7-11

Posted on January 7, 2010 at 12:02pm

Last week, my mom was watching the news that a terrorist was stopped by passengers on a plane during Christmas.

Mom: “We almost had another 7-11 this Christmas, thank god the terrorist was stopped!”

International smoothies

Posted on August 8, 2009 at 06:02am

As we’re passing Jamba Juice, where the sign is very obviously displayed:

Mom: “Do you want to go to Jamaica Juice?”

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Flubber the ugly puppy

Posted on July 1, 2009 at 04:01pm

This is from my mom when i told her that my friend is a dog groomer, & she could come over to our place to groom our dog (flubber).

“is your grommer ok or not,otherwise my flubber will become an ugly duck.”

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Dating analogies

Posted on April 30, 2009 at 01:58pm

“Never give anyone a free trial and take your product home. They must pay full amount first. Because if they get free trial, I know because I sell cosmetics for so many years, they will always return product.”

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Swine aren’t popular these days, but don’t be a cow either

Posted on April 28, 2009 at 11:23am

“Don’t be easy. Don’t be like a cow. Chinese people say, if a boy gets the milk for free, he has no need to buy the cow.”

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Decoding Engrish

Posted on April 4, 2009 at 01:45am

When my mom talks about an “open-hook car,” she MEANS to say open-hood, and by hood, she means roof, so she actually means “convertible.”

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Shoot it!

Posted on March 13, 2009 at 07:48am

My mom is watching basketball on TV and her team is losing…

Mom (very loudly), “JUST PENETRATE ALREADY!”

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Irritating Reiterations

Posted on March 3, 2009 at 02:03am

“Uhhh she looks dirty, it itterates me, it itterates it iterates.”

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Yo Mama is a cellist!

Posted on February 28, 2009 at 12:44am

My mom was once a great cellist and loves classical music. Knowing that, I took her to one of Yo-Yo Ma’s concerts. At a party, I heard her say to a group of her friends,

“…so I went to yo mama’s concert…I went to see yo mama…”

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Is your husband a virgin?

Posted on February 28, 2009 at 12:38am

Is johnathan a nun?

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