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Loading ...My darling Korean mother struggles to remember the name of the place my sister went during her last vacation in Peru. She calls it “Mucho Coochie.”
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(50 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ... (49 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5) Loading ...“Any women their husband cheat on them they should cut off his dingy and put it in the disposal.”
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(89 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...I was walking downstairs to the subway when a crosswind blew up my dress. I texted my sister to tell her about the free show I just gave everyone behind me, and she passed the story to my mom, who said,
“I hope she’s not wearing tongs!”
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(151 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5) Loading ...My mom was on the phone with me, and I told her that I was at a pretty well known Italian chain restaurant in our area, Buca Di Beppo’s. When I went home, my sister said my mom told her:
“Your sister went to Peptodibismo!”
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(365 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...My mom recently learned “The Itsy Bitsy Spider” to sing to my son.
“Tha itchy bitchy spider went up water spout…”
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(531 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...I was on my way to my internship via subway in Korea one summer and this 60-year old man decided he wanted to hit on me. He came over and told me he would give me his name card and after I rejected him I texted my mom to tell her what happened. Her reply: “psycho like that need to get their penis thin sliced. mommy good at cooking and chopping, i do it for you. take his name card.”
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(283 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5) Loading ...Last week, my mom was watching the news that a terrorist was stopped by passengers on a plane during Christmas.
Mom: “We almost had another 7-11 this Christmas, thank god the terrorist was stopped!”
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(207 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5) Loading ...As we’re passing Jamba Juice, where the sign is very obviously displayed:
Mom: “Do you want to go to Jamaica Juice?”
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(168 votes, average: 3.49 out of 5) Loading ...This is from my mom when i told her that my friend is a dog groomer, & she could come over to our place to groom our dog (flubber).
“is your grommer ok or not,otherwise my flubber will become an ugly duck.”
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(202 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5) Loading ...“Never give anyone a free trial and take your product home. They must pay full amount first. Because if they get free trial, I know because I sell cosmetics for so many years, they will always return product.”
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