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Loading ...“Never give anyone a free trial and take your product home. They must pay full amount first. Because if they get free trial, I know because I sell cosmetics for so many years, they will always return product.”
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(210 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...“Don’t be easy. Don’t be like a cow. Chinese people say, if a boy gets the milk for free, he has no need to buy the cow.”
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(224 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...When my mom talks about an “open-hook car,” she MEANS to say open-hood, and by hood, she means roof, so she actually means “convertible.”
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(147 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5) Loading ...“Uhhh she looks dirty, it itterates me, it itterates it iterates.”
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(454 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My mom was once a great cellist and loves classical music. Knowing that, I took her to one of Yo-Yo Ma’s concerts. At a party, I heard her say to a group of her friends,
“…so I went to yo mama’s concert…I went to see yo mama…”
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(272 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5) Loading ...I recently won a title in a Miss Chinese American Pageant. My mom is so proud of me she keeps telling everyone, “My daughter is Missing Chinese!”
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(298 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...So last night I went downstairs to get my nightly cup of water and saw my mommy making my lunch. I started laughing because she was taking out a slice of bread from the bag, placing it on the clear wrap, then grabbing some ham to put on the bread—all with chopsticks. I chuckled and asked, “LOL Mommy.. why are you making my sandwich with chopsticks??!?”
She stared at me for a while and finally responded, “I don’t want to get my hands dirty…”
…and continued to make the sandwich.
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(359 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5) Loading ...Just after my parents got married and my mom had only been in the states about 2 years, they went to dinner with my dad’s co-worker and his wife. The check came and there was talk of who would pay the bill. My mom had just recently learned a new term and proudly announced, “LET’S ALL DOUCHE!!!”
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