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(46 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...“Do not eat boba. It is causing cancer.”
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(40 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5) Loading ...Text I received from my mom while I was with my friends on Superbowl Sunday:
“You should watch superball half time black eyed pee were great”
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(75 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5) Loading ...I was very upset one day and sent out a text to my entire family, making sure to put everything in caps, and ended the message with “WTF!?” Everyone responded with texts along the lines of “Haha,” or “LOL.”
Except for my mother. A few minutes later, I received this text message: “What does that mean, ‘Wednesday Thursday Friday’?”
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(80 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: U r member of Asian club now? Do u have time to study ?
Me: Yes i have time, and yes i’m a member.
Mom: In college or hi school?
Me: College.
Mom: Is that the same angel club ? From the government?
Me: What are you talking about?!
Mom: The 1 in hi school?
Me: No mom. That’s the anchor club and student government.
Mom: R u studing?
Me: Yes mom.
Mom: Is this student government too?
Me: No. It’s the asian club.
Mom: R they related to your school ? Is good 4 u future?
Me: Yes mom, it’s good for my future.
Mom: Ok! Do u have to know chinese ? Is that private?
Me: What do you mean private? No i don’t need to know chinese.
Mom: It mean not government is private group ? Do u know much about it?
Me: What? yes, i know about it, i’m a member. It’s a school club mom.
Mom: Ok ! Do the best u can mommy don’t know all-about it, your future depend on u ok !
Mom: Good night ! Love u.
Me: I know mom, good night, i love you too.
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