Archive for the Text message Category

Big Breasted Snowman

Posted on March 1, 2010 at 03:28pm

It snowed a ton in New York not too long ago, and my mom, who is from California had this to say on me making a snowman, via her new favorite form of communication, text message:

Mom: Exciting! Try to make a female snowman!
Me: Will do mom
Mom: Take a picture of it! Make sure the cup size is 40 DDD!

Perseverance in Texting

Posted on February 23, 2010 at 05:23pm

My mom just learned to text the day before:
Dear d Sure i wil meet you at time 7p square soon no 7p it is a tzphgg typing earror soppps Oh i give up

Prolly’s Large Head

Posted on February 12, 2010 at 10:07pm

I live in a different state from my family so when my sister was in labor, my mom was texting me from the hospital after my nephew was born and after exclaiming how big/heavy a baby he was, I jokingly typed to my mom:

“Prolly has a big head, that’s why!”

My mom texts me back soon after:

“Who’s ‘Prolly’ ?”

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Hi Hi Hi

Posted on February 3, 2010 at 10:43pm

I got this text from my mom after tennis practice:
Hi emily i just want to hi to you Hi and hope your team will score love mommy do you

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Ride the Girls

Posted on December 31, 2009 at 11:24am

I was hanging out w/ two female friends in my living room, and my mom sent me a text message right before going to bed:

“Do you also have to ride the girls back? you need to drive extra carefully. I need to sleep now.”

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Lessons in Emoticons

Posted on November 8, 2009 at 01:13pm

Mom: how do i make happy face?
Me: I think on your phone you press 1 over and over again to get each symbol
Mom: 11111111111111111111111111111

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Texts From Last Night

Posted on October 28, 2009 at 03:29pm

This is a text sent from my mom to my sister, sent completely out of the blue at 12:21 a.m.:

you can not give people a pillow.  must be two

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Text message from yo momma

Posted on July 15, 2009 at 06:19am

May u forgot to teach me how to text how come i dont have punctuaction

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Self-confidence is key

Posted on May 30, 2009 at 11:48pm

Via text message:

Mom: Listen! I got my hair done n look fabulous!
Me: haha yay! Whats it look like now?
Mom: Hot

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Guardian angel

Posted on March 13, 2009 at 07:46am

Text message I received randomly during the night.

when you pass through waters, I will be with you and when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. when you walk through the fire, you will not be burned,the flames will not set you ablaze. you are mine. good nite~

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