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Loading ...With iPhone in hand my mother she provides joy with her texting skills. It’s actually kind of cute but extremely frustrating when you are pressed for time.
Me: Coming to ur house now. Do you want McDonald’s?
Mom: Dad ya.
Me: What does he get?
Me: i’m in the drive in…i can’t remember…hurry
Mom: Merphin w Dosage*
Me: What?
Merphin w Dosage = Muffin w Sausage
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(71 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5) Loading ...I was looking online at some shoes to send to my dad for Father’s Day. My mom got into texting recently, so I asked her through text message what my father’s shoe size is, and this is what she had to say (keep in mind my father has abnormally wide and short feet):
Me: What size shoe is daddy?
Mom: DonL buy .shoes is too pic. jhave he foot so wird. He have try my him self.
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(255 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...It snowed a ton in New York not too long ago, and my mom, who is from California had this to say on me making a snowman, via her new favorite form of communication, text message:
Mom: Exciting! Try to make a female snowman!
Me: Will do mom
Mom: Take a picture of it! Make sure the cup size is 40 DDD!
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(297 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My mom just learned to text the day before:
Dear d Sure i wil meet you at time 7p square soon no 7p it is a tzphgg typing earror soppps Oh i give up
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(149 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5) Loading ...I live in a different state from my family so when my sister was in labor, my mom was texting me from the hospital after my nephew was born and after exclaiming how big/heavy a baby he was, I jokingly typed to my mom:
“Prolly has a big head, that’s why!”
My mom texts me back soon after:
“Who’s ‘Prolly’ ?”
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(170 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...I got this text from my mom after tennis practice:
Hi emily i just want to hi to you Hi and hope your team will score love mommy do you
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(125 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5) Loading ...I was hanging out w/ two female friends in my living room, and my mom sent me a text message right before going to bed:
“Do you also have to ride the girls back? you need to drive extra carefully. I need to sleep now.”
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(494 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: how do i make happy face?
Me: I think on your phone you press 1 over and over again to get each symbol
Mom: 11111111111111111111111111111
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(174 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...This is a text sent from my mom to my sister, sent completely out of the blue at 12:21 a.m.:
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