(93 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
Loading ...
{ 4 comments }
Text message
(212 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...With iPhone in hand my mother she provides joy with her texting skills. It’s actually kind of cute but extremely frustrating when you are pressed for time.
Me: Coming to ur house now. Do you want McDonald’s?
Mom: Dad ya.
Me: What does he get?
Me: i’m in the drive in…i can’t remember…hurry
Mom: Merphin w Dosage*
Me: What?
Merphin w Dosage = Muffin w Sausage
{ 9 comments }
(71 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5) Loading ...I was looking online at some shoes to send to my dad for Father’s Day. My mom got into texting recently, so I asked her through text message what my father’s shoe size is, and this is what she had to say (keep in mind my father has abnormally wide and short feet):
Me: What size shoe is daddy?
Mom: DonL buy .shoes is too pic. jhave he foot so wird. He have try my him self.
{ 7 comments }
(259 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...It snowed a ton in New York not too long ago, and my mom, who is from California had this to say on me making a snowman, via her new favorite form of communication, text message:
Mom: Exciting! Try to make a female snowman!
Me: Will do mom
Mom: Take a picture of it! Make sure the cup size is 40 DDD!
{ 6 comments }
(298 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My mom just learned to text the day before:
Dear d Sure i wil meet you at time 7p square soon no 7p it is a tzphgg typing earror soppps Oh i give up
{ 11 comments }
(150 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5) Loading ...I live in a different state from my family so when my sister was in labor, my mom was texting me from the hospital after my nephew was born and after exclaiming how big/heavy a baby he was, I jokingly typed to my mom:
“Prolly has a big head, that’s why!”
My mom texts me back soon after:
“Who’s ‘Prolly’ ?”
{ 3 comments }
(170 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...I got this text from my mom after tennis practice:
Hi emily i just want to hi to you Hi and hope your team will score love mommy do you
{ 12 comments }
(125 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5) Loading ...I was hanging out w/ two female friends in my living room, and my mom sent me a text message right before going to bed:
“Do you also have to ride the girls back? you need to drive extra carefully. I need to sleep now.”
{ 3 comments }
(502 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: how do i make happy face?
Me: I think on your phone you press 1 over and over again to get each symbol
Mom: 11111111111111111111111111111
{ 8 comments }
