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Loading ...Mom: Are you glad Aladdin was killed?
Me: You mean Bin Ladin?
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(99 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Don’t post your pictures on Facebook people can use it against you.
Me: Oh don’t worry, I don’t have any crazy pictures to post.
Mom: Don’t post any pictures at all people can do stupid stuff with it.
Me: Stupid stuff?? like what??
Mom: They can make you naked.
Me: Make me naked??
Mom: Yeah, they can delete your clothes.
Me: Uhh… I’m not sure that’s possible
Mom: IT IS!
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(64 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5) Loading ...I was driving and I pulled up to a car looking similar to mine.
Me: Look! It’s my car!
Mom: I like the color (dark grey) it’s very Oregon.
Me: …It’s what?
Mom: The color is very Oregon.
Me: …ELEGANT?
Mom: Eregan?
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My mom recently came back from Taiwan and sent me a care package filled with Taiwanese goodies. I open the package and peanuts come spilling out everywhere. Apparently, these “Authentic Taiwanese” peanuts were originally in a bag, which wouldn’t fit in the USPS “Flat Rate” box. So to make the most out of her money, she poured the peanuts out of the bag, into the box and let them fill every nook and crevice of the box!
(It literally brings a new meaning to “packing peanuts!”)
Editor’s Note: OMG, pineapple cakes — your mom spoils you!
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I woke up to find this note on the microwave because the handle was broken. When I told my mom “touch” is spelled t-o-u-c-h she said, ”So you say it t-oh-ch and not t-uh-ch?”
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(33 votes, average: 3.39 out of 5) Loading ...We’re on a hike in the Rocky Mountains…
Mom, pointing to a Slippery Jack mushroom: That mushroom has a sleazy top!
Me: Mmm, I think you mean “slimy”…
Mom: Yeah! Sleazy!
(I gotta tell her what sleazy top actually means!)
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