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Loading ...Me: Hey mama! There’s a mymomisafob.com.
Mom: No thanks. I don’t want a membership.
Me: …………
Me: You don’t apply for one.
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(58 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5) Loading ... (66 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5) Loading ...My mom was so excited when she took me the first time to this Vietnamese night club in Westminster. She goes there often with her friends.
While snacking on some food and waiting for the music to come on…
Mom:This place is soooo good, they play live music, and they even play the rape music.”
Me: What’s rape music Mom?
Mom:You know the dance music, I like dancing to the rape music. We can dance together when the rape music comes on. (she does a little shake in her chair) You will love it.
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(107 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...I’m an Emergency Medicine physician. At Thanksgiving dinner, my family members were talking about how long they had to wait in the ER waiting room when they each had various illnesses.
My Filipino mom: I saw a doctor fast, that time I had crabs.
(dead silence from everyone at the table)
Me: When she had an ALLERGIC REACTION after eating crabs.
Rest of family: Ahhh, OK…
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(49 votes, average: 3.04 out of 5) Loading ...“Do not eat boba. It is causing cancer.”
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(143 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Are you glad Aladdin was killed?
Me: You mean Bin Ladin?
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(107 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Don’t post your pictures on Facebook people can use it against you.
Me: Oh don’t worry, I don’t have any crazy pictures to post.
Mom: Don’t post any pictures at all people can do stupid stuff with it.
Me: Stupid stuff?? like what??
Mom: They can make you naked.
Me: Make me naked??
Mom: Yeah, they can delete your clothes.
Me: Uhh… I’m not sure that’s possible
Mom: IT IS!
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(67 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5) Loading ...I was driving and I pulled up to a car looking similar to mine.
Me: Look! It’s my car!
Mom: I like the color (dark grey) it’s very Oregon.
Me: …It’s what?
Mom: The color is very Oregon.
Me: …ELEGANT?
Mom: Eregan?
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