Posted on October 21, 2008 at 11:10am
[Mom had written "DJ masta" on the notepad on the coffee table]
Me: Wtf, who is DJ Masta?
Mom: Ohhh, I was watching a cooking show this afternoon, and they said to use that on sandwiches.
Me: You mean… dijon mustard?
Posted on October 21, 2008 at 10:45am
Good news that you got sub-job..talk later, take care. When take me for dinner with firs check? Mom likes fish.
Or when you cok!
Love,
Mom
Posted on October 21, 2008 at 07:06am
Dear Children:
Attached the medical report. I know these article in Chinese you might not understand at all. The key thing is ” do not drink or eat the ice cold staff. Special for your breakfast, When you wake up and your body, stomach still does not warm up and function appropriate yet, and you give the cold food, it will cause the stomach muscle clamp. (Just like you get up from warm bed you jump in swim pool your body can not stand it.)
Gradually fail function and hurt your health in silence.
Having a warm health breakfast is very important for your health. Everybody seems knowing it but does not do it, special for your young generation. If you do not have good eating habit now then all kind health problems will appear early than your age
Doctor grandpa, he worked very hard for his life but he always ate right and enjoyed his food, slowly his pace not rushed and scooped food into his mouth.
Hope you guys could change your eating habits. Eating on time with health food, avoid cold staff, slowly and enjoy your food enjoy your life.
Love you all, Mom
Posted on October 21, 2008 at 06:40am
a simple, simple, simple walking meter thingy, strapable to the ankle or a nail filer/buffer thingy to file down the thickness of my nail. OR A NAIL GUN! LOL!
Posted on October 21, 2008 at 06:38am
ok son, I stepped on some metal wire attached to a snowboarding ticket u left on stair. Hope I don’t need a tegnis(?) shot, that wire was pretty thick like a nail…ouch!
Posted on October 21, 2008 at 06:32am
Me: Ma, I’m going to the beach to bodyboard.
Mom: What bitch you going to hah?
Me: Huntington, Ma.
Mom: Okay, you be careful. Don’t get bit by a shark, you don’t have health insurance.
Posted on October 21, 2008 at 06:29am
Terrence;are you still Cough,why not going see Doctor.If you still Cough you Lung may has problem,has time go see Doctor.
Posted on October 21, 2008 at 06:27am
I got the photo already , because wing teach me.she wants to thing about the LV handbag, I go to dimsum with aunt Rebecca and my mom tomorrow morning.can you sent some picture to me with computer? I know how to download that.ok talk to you soon. mom.
Posted on October 21, 2008 at 06:25am
How are you doing in France? everything is too expensite ? I deposit $800 to your checking at Friday,but you didn’t have saving acount, I don’t know why? they toll me your AC balance is zero. you can check it online,I worry something wrong. mom.talk you soon. bye.
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