Posted on October 25, 2008 at 02:16pm
Mom: Hey, why you have all the black guy on your wall? Your wall all cover in the black guy.
Me: They’re different musicians I like.
Mom. No. You look like the gay. You invite girls here, they going to think you the gay. You so skinny already, OK, don’t go look like the gay guy.
Posted on October 25, 2008 at 02:13pm
Me: So Nini has a new boyfriend.
Mom: Oooooh? What is he?
Me: Um, Vietnamese…
Mom: OH! That good, very good.
Me: And Mexican.
Mom: …So he a tamale eggroll.
Posted on October 25, 2008 at 01:13pm
Me: Yea, he’s been having a lot of issues, so this is probably good for him.
Mom: Is he white or…?
Me: Yes.
Mom: What’s that word? Cocaine?
Me: …Caucasian?
Mom: You can put this on momfob.com!
Posted on October 25, 2008 at 12:02pm
Jiejie, you should get new boyfriend. The grandma want to see you get marry. Mommy didn’t tell grandma about your old boyfriend the Japanese because grandma is very old and I am afraid you love Japanese make her heart sick and maybe then the grandma die. So Mommy did not tell him. Please find gentle boy and introduce to Mommy and Daddy. OK if Japanese. Just remember to don’t tell the grandma. She is very old. Love you! Don’t call back if you are too busy, Jiejie. Study hard! Bye bye. [5 second pause before click]
Posted on October 25, 2008 at 11:03am
YOU DON’T SAY!
Due to high demand, we had yet another socially unacceptable Friday night. But don’t tell us you didn’t see it coming:
Posted on October 25, 2008 at 04:38am
Mom: So, how Alex doing? Do he have girlfriend yet?
Sister: No, Mom. Alex is gay. He’s been outwardly gay since high school. That was eight years ago.
Mom: Ohhh… so, why he never have girlfriend?
Sister: Because he’s gay, Mom. He likes boys.
Mom: Why do he choose that?
Sister: Mom, he didn’t choose that. He’s just gay.
Mom: Ohhh… let me know if Alex want me introduce to someone. I can introduce to nice girl.
Posted on October 24, 2008 at 04:26pm
Nwe, good to hear from you again and know that you finally finish your school term and are having lots of FUN. NO TATTOO PLEASE OR i WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. I sent you an e-mail to ask where you will be staying and you did not answer me. You said you are going to stay with friends. Who are these people? You also experienced all kinds of clubs and I am sure they are adult clubs. I don’t want you to be too wide living like hippie and behaving like one with tattoos over your body.
In the mean time, stay cool and keep in touch. Love, Mom
Posted on October 24, 2008 at 10:42am
you still virgin? you know…….no balloon, no party ok? ok
Posted on October 24, 2008 at 10:36am
where are you now, i have been email you for 3 days, and there is no response,
and I am in dad’s store now,
dad needs to go to lunch with popo and his families,
you make me so worry, i even think you were caught by police and put in jail, because you are so crazy,
i even call jessica’s mom, and she is in Taiwan now, she can answer her phone.
are you in your room? or did you go soemwhere Fri, and Sat?
mom
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