Playing hard to get

November 16, 2008

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hey, why you need some one to dance with??? you can dance by yourself. Remember, i told you men need SPACE. don’t push too much. If he did not call, the only way woman can do is “does not care” and when he called, just pretend very cold, until he asked you. haha, space, space. Also he might be very busy in the school. Don’t worry,he is just type of men, not too romatic, not too considerate, just like daddy.

i miss you too.

mom with heart

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Birthday wishes

November 16, 2008

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[First Email]

Oh, My god! My lilittle girl has grown to a Wonder Woman.

 

Happy 20th Birthday! Nancy. 

Love  

 Mom 

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[Second Email]

Hey, I have not done with my wish, and I hit the wrong key then it just run off from me as you did.  HA ha ha.  A gift from me to you is in you checking account. check it out. 

Love you so >>>>

Mom

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Rape prevention tactics

November 16, 2008

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Be sure to wear lots of underwear, so if you get rape it’ll take them longer and you can escape.

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Fruity salesmen

November 14, 2008

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Mom: You should eat everything here. Make you strong like Papaya.
Me: (looking around for papaya and not finding any) Huh?
Mom: You know..they have a song. “Papaya the Salesman.”
Me: Um… Popeye the Sailor Man?

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Honest questions

November 14, 2008

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Hi, Goh,

I have looked at your recent photos again. It has become a routine for you to do drinking and showing off (you’re daring enough). OK, so what? Where is your innocent self? Who is this girl who has been with you everywhere, then the boat then smoking…WE WORRY FOR YOU,SON.

Please write me soon and let me know where do you stand? I want an honest answer.

Love,

Mama

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The sound of music

November 14, 2008

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Hi How are you? Is your finger ok?   Thank   y ou for your you-tube.   I like your dj music. It is very lively and fun music.   I  heard a lot of yelling and screaming sound with joy in the back ground.  I  can tell they were enjoying your music.  I couldn,t open my e mail for a long time ,  that is why I just found your yiu tube .    byby   mom

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Economy? Environment?

November 14, 2008

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Dear family

Our country is in deepest recession, people are loosing jobs, stock market is diving. We should go “Green” this Christmas. A general guideline should be the gift should be limited to under $20(one item exception for award good student with excellent school works).

Love
Mom

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Instant messaging 101

November 13, 2008

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Mom: woolalasoo i am cool
Me: Yes you are, haha
Mom: i am your cool mom
Me: The coolest mom in the whole world <3
Mom: <3
<3
>3
<3
:)
Me: Haha! You learned how to make hearts!
Mom: :P
:)
:P
Me: …And faces apparently :P
Mom: ^-^
^_^
:D
Me: Rofl hmm..
Mom: >:O
;)
:(
:O
:o
>:o
<3
Me: <3 Haha. Okay I have to go. Talk to you later mom.
Mom: Byebye!

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Pregnancy scares

November 13, 2008

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Me:

Was freaking out as I haven’t had my period since August but I finally got
it on Saturday so good news, you are not going to be a grandmother ;)


Mom:

WHA…a…a..T!! ..grandmother.??…..to be pregnant u would have to be
sleeping with someone
so are u being a slut and sleeping around? Remember there is such a thing
as AIDS and it is worst than getting pregnant

Pls do not scare me…I hope u still have morales…leave your preganancy
to your other twin..and u can have the symptons in sympathy

Love

MUM

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Straight to the point

November 12, 2008

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Hello son it is test I am learning easy way to sand text massage I love you

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