Honest questions

November 14, 2008

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Hi, Goh,

I have looked at your recent photos again. It has become a routine for you to do drinking and showing off (you’re daring enough). OK, so what? Where is your innocent self? Who is this girl who has been with you everywhere, then the boat then smoking…WE WORRY FOR YOU,SON.

Please write me soon and let me know where do you stand? I want an honest answer.

Love,

Mama

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The sound of music

November 14, 2008

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Hi How are you? Is your finger ok?   Thank   y ou for your you-tube.   I like your dj music. It is very lively and fun music.   I  heard a lot of yelling and screaming sound with joy in the back ground.  I  can tell they were enjoying your music.  I couldn,t open my e mail for a long time ,  that is why I just found your yiu tube .    byby   mom

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Economy? Environment?

November 14, 2008

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Dear family

Our country is in deepest recession, people are loosing jobs, stock market is diving. We should go “Green” this Christmas. A general guideline should be the gift should be limited to under $20(one item exception for award good student with excellent school works).

Love
Mom

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Instant messaging 101

November 13, 2008

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Mom: woolalasoo i am cool
Me: Yes you are, haha
Mom: i am your cool mom
Me: The coolest mom in the whole world <3
Mom: <3
<3
>3
<3
:)
Me: Haha! You learned how to make hearts!
Mom: :P
:)
:P
Me: …And faces apparently :P
Mom: ^-^
^_^
:D
Me: Rofl hmm..
Mom: >:O
;)
:(
:O
:o
>:o
<3
Me: <3 Haha. Okay I have to go. Talk to you later mom.
Mom: Byebye!

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Pregnancy scares

November 13, 2008

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Me:

Was freaking out as I haven’t had my period since August but I finally got
it on Saturday so good news, you are not going to be a grandmother ;)


Mom:

WHA…a…a..T!! ..grandmother.??…..to be pregnant u would have to be
sleeping with someone
so are u being a slut and sleeping around? Remember there is such a thing
as AIDS and it is worst than getting pregnant

Pls do not scare me…I hope u still have morales…leave your preganancy
to your other twin..and u can have the symptons in sympathy

Love

MUM

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Straight to the point

November 12, 2008

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Hello son it is test I am learning easy way to sand text massage I love you

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Honesty is the best policy

November 12, 2008

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I saw some pictures that is we took from Bao-Bao’s wedding party.  You
looks very, very fat especial your arm and leg.  I will e-mail you when I
figual out how to e-mail you.
I know you don’t like to hear that but I think you really need to do weigh
watch out and stop to eat any sweet foods.  When you age go up that will be
very difficult to do diet.  Trust me.
I am you mother I always tell you truth.  You need do some excise expecial
for your arm and leg.

Love
Mom

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Not the dog again

November 12, 2008

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[Written entirely in the subject line of the e-mail, with no message]

your Hagrid, he chewing all my slipper, I will keep and show to you, you better replace for me, love bye

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Black men on TV

November 12, 2008

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[At the dinner table, speaking in Mandarin except for names]
Me: Ma, these steaks are amazing!
Bro: Mmmm, so good, wowww… thanks Ma!
Mom: Yes, and my grill is so great because it drips excess oil while it’s grilling the meat!  Simple and easy to clean, and keeps us healthier. I bought one for your Aunt Jean in Taiwan, too since it’s so handy. I just love my Morgan Freeman Grill!
[Bro and I look at each other confused]

Bro: OMG… Ma… did you mean… your George Foreman Grill?
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mom: You two always like to pick at my English.  Their names are similar okay, and they’re both nice black men I see on TV!!!!

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On boys and alcohol

November 11, 2008

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[In response to a photo I sent her of my boyfriend and I at a dinner party]

Dear Chougou,

Happy Birthday!!

I showed the pictures to grandparents which you sent to me last time , they were just laugh, they think you are still a little girl, Laolao said “??”. Daddy always keep quite and no face expression.

The boyfriend thing is ok, just enjoy the period, but I have concern, you know. Remember what I said before, “marry the boy who has hold your hand”,  although era is different from mine, the core of life actually is same, you are smart girl, you know what should or should not do. I hope boyfriend could makes you both progress.

I guess daddy may anger if he saw wine instead of boy, alcohol can make trouble, you can not trust yourself if you drink alcohol. Just remember, if you drink in public, only one glass, and always hold the glass by yourself anytime. I am serious, remember what’s mom said forever!!

Mommy always play annoying role, well, just do the best you can.

Love, mom

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