Posted on July 31, 2009 at 06:31am
My mom likes to take notes on pop culture for future reference on whatever is close by, usually the mail. I channel flipped to Harry Potter and she asked me which one it was. I answered and she proceeded to jot it down:


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Posted on July 29, 2009 at 04:50am
I walk into the living room one day and find my mom standing in front of the coffee table shuffling her feet. She’s staring intently at her laptop screen with what appears to be a youtube exercise tutorial playing in the back. I ask her what she’s doing and she responds proudly, “The moonwalk!”

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Posted on July 26, 2009 at 05:19am
My mom posted this note for our pool guy so he wouldn’t dump dirty water into our garden. This is what she wrote…


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Posted on July 23, 2009 at 05:30am
My mom doesn’t want to get a tan, so she wears these when she drives. This picture was taken in the (sunless) early evening…. heading into Philly.


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Posted on July 22, 2009 at 07:23am
This is my mom talking trash to her American friend at the Olympics last year. Gotta love the Chinese flags and the peace signs!


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Posted on July 18, 2009 at 06:56am
My mom, instead of just telling me not to lock the screen door,
decided this message on a free post it note was more effective.


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Posted on July 17, 2009 at 07:30am


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Posted on July 15, 2009 at 06:19am
May u forgot to teach me how to text how come i dont have punctuaction

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Posted on July 10, 2009 at 03:53pm
From: Mom
Sent: Tuesday, April 07, 2009 10:45 AM
To: Me
Subject: Hello
I was watching Good Morning America, and a group of parents and high school teens were interviewed. The topic was about how much you know your kids are exposed in Internet. One mother was sobbing because her daughter’s ex boy friend sent a naked picture of her in the phone to entire school, and her daughter thought that it was the stupidest thing she ever done, when asked why did it, her answer was she thought they were so close at the time and she think it was ok to show her intimate body. Just be careful, your boyfriend can turn into monster, and that is why I always ask you not to post anything in the Internet or send anything through Cell phone.
They suggest just Google your child’s name and see what you can find. So I did, guess what I found. No naked picture or Bikini, but now I know you are in Twitter, I heard an 86 year’s old grand ma is connected with her family in face book, so may I be your friend too? It appears I don’t need password to get to twitter. I can see all the e-mails of your friends and you. There are so many with your name, but you got a picture, so it was easy to identify. May be you want to take the picture out or set a password? Or not doing this? There is a career link side, which I think may be more worth to post on. Call linked??
Mom

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Posted on July 6, 2009 at 10:22pm
So about 10 minutes ago my mom got a notice from Sam’s club for the bill and she was so excited. I have never seen her so excited about a bill before. So I was curious and I looked over and saw a late fee for almost 125 dollars!
Me: Mom! Why didn’t you pay the bill!
Mom: Sam clup give me the free money!
Me: No, you have to PAY or else that fee will get higher.
Mom: What? I thought the late free?
Me: No FREE has an R, FEE means you have to pay.
Mom: Dang sam clup try to trick the asian people

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