Posted on September 15, 2009 at 02:58am
wa! Enjoy your room and have a wonderful school year.
my bud is hurting. I spilled some very hot water on my body when I sat on my seat in my office trying to make some tea on this Tuesday morning. It hurts a lot at the moment, and very red for a while on my thighs, then every thing seemed fine. I started to feel hurt this morning at the bottom because some skin peeled off – probably because it was wounded and then I sat too much. Haaaaaaaaa! Now I cannot sit on that side at all.
Be careful, don’t make any stupid mistake as I did.
Have a good night.
Love, Mom
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Posted on September 12, 2009 at 02:35pm
Mom: Hey, when are you having kids?
Me: What? Why?
Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit.
Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit.
Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin.
Me: …what are they going to recycle as?
Mom: I don’t know. Homeless.
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Posted on September 7, 2009 at 04:56am
*eating dinner*
Sister : Gloria, did you want some fish?
me : No thanks, I don’t like this type of fish… it has the weird black gooey skin with it.
Sister : really? It’s really good for you, it’s cod fish.
Me: errr no thanks…
Mom : WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE BLACK COCK?
*sister and I started laughing like crazy*
Mom: What’s so funny? Nobody likes black cock?
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Posted on September 3, 2009 at 11:25pm
Chris,
Got the share of your first paycheck. It means a lot that knowing you recognize that I have tried to set as a role model for your all and impact the good quality of the personality through your life.
It is very sweet indeed and make me smile all day.
Feel sweet smile in my heart!
mom
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Posted on September 3, 2009 at 04:20am
Dear Felicia:
How are you doing? Back to school always exited, right ? say hi to your lovely girl freinds and all those sticky boys for me lol ,ahhh, i like this word lol, it looks like somebody hands a ball to me. Capital LOL likes people are kicking a ball. Lol like a ball find a hole to slip away from cage (this is what i feel when i drove you to airport), lOl looks like I am squeezing Chang Yi’s cheeks. lOL Ahhh…….. I am leaning on a comfortable cushion…….ahhhhhhh…………………….
Love,
Mom
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Posted on August 24, 2009 at 08:08am
Dear Mihir Beta,
How are you doing? I am missing you. Keep healthy. Sleep well and eat well. Please call and talk for few minutes. You keep saying, “I got to go”. That is hurting. I would like to know what you are doing or how studying is going on. Do your best. Donot do too many things. This is the age to work hard and make your life. You have to make some sacrifices on some pleasures.
Donot get entangled with any girl. I know you want to have physical relationship with a girl. Please use your hand. It is safest way. For your stars only girl can give you problem now. I know all your friends have girl friend and you feel bad. Remember you will have a great life ahead of you. Donot accept any girl even if she comes to you. Just wait. Character is the most important thing in life.
Happy Diwali!!!!! for Friday. Pray to Divine Cosmic Energy to give you strength of mind, body and spirit.
My Blessings and Love to You,
Mom
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Posted on August 19, 2009 at 03:10pm
Mom: i see…very good…. are you in the company now?
me: no im at home finishing lunch
Mom: any juicy story?
me: haha one of the guys I met in singapore likes mE
Mom: he ever in shanghai?
me: he says he wants to visit
Mom: he is a local?
me: singaporian yes
Mom: well…i guess no happy ending, haha
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Posted on August 13, 2009 at 01:05pm
Dear Alex,
Happy EASTER DAY!
Some info share with you.
*Don’t use Micwave(not often).
*Don’t close Micwave (at least 6 feet away) when you use micwave.
*Don’t take too many kind of Vitamins( you still youth, not necessary), because cause your kisneys has burdon, not good for your Kisneys.
1)—-NOTH CAN STOP THE MAN WITH THE RIGHT MENTAL ATTITUDE FROM A CHIEVING HAS GOAL. NOTHING ON EARTH CAN HELP THE MAN WITH THE WRONG ATTITUDE. —-THOMAS JEFFERSON—–
2) —NOTHING IS GOOD OR BAD BUT OUR THINKING MAKE IT SO.—-SHAKESPEARE—-
3)—WE MUST DO THE BEST WE CAN WITH WHAT WE HAVE.—-EDWARD ROWLANDSILL—
4) —IF YOU DON’T LIKE SOMETHING, CHANGE IT, IF YOU CAN’T CHANGE IT, CHANGE YOUR ALLITUDE, DON’T COMPLAIN.—–MAYA ANGELOU—–
5) – YOU MAY DELAY, BUT TIME WILL NOT.–FORLANKERLIN—
6) Bill Gtes likes asks a questions when he interview youth for job.
HOW WOULD YOU MOVE FUJI MOUNTAIN?
Bill Gates said the question is no answear, he wondering understand How are the Youth thinking.
Did you read a book Name ”HOW WOULD YOU MOVE FUJI”?
I love you forever
Mom
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Posted on August 8, 2009 at 06:02am
As we’re passing Jamba Juice, where the sign is very obviously displayed:
Mom: “Do you want to go to Jamaica Juice?”
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Posted on August 5, 2009 at 12:18pm
Mom: (in Vietnamese) What’s the name of that boy who’s half Japanese that you’re seeing?
Me: Eliot.
Mom: (repeats in English) AAAALien. I call him ET.
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