Money is Like Water
Posted on January 25, 2010 at 04:46pm
(118 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
Loading ...Caution — Frangiblity
Posted on January 22, 2010 at 07:22pm
My mom was packing some of my old things into boxes. We got the boxes from the grocery store. This one originally contained some kind of “bagged” food. It now contains fragile items, I think.
(175 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)
One Cock, Please
Posted on January 15, 2010 at 03:54pm
My mom and I were eating at a Denny’s a while back, and the following conversation ensued.
Mom: I’d like a cock.
Waitress: Um … a Coke?
Me: Yes, she would like a Coke.
Mom: Yes. A cock.
Mom Learns E-mail
Posted on January 13, 2010 at 12:46pm
Just taught my mom how to use e-mail yesterday. Here’s her first valiant attempt:
Budgeting for the Ice Age
Posted on January 11, 2010 at 12:38pm
My mom is telling me how we should be saving money. This is what her email said:
Yes, we are.
Keep going for 2010 so that we can save more for your and JK’s future.
Be a good squirrel ready for ice age.
What’s Your Fright Number?
Posted on January 11, 2010 at 12:36pm
My dear daughter,
Da Ju Ju will pick you up at airport. either drive you to Hotel in Taipei or take high speed train. We need to know your fright number as soon as possible.
Mom
Preventing 7-11
Posted on January 7, 2010 at 12:02pm
Last week, my mom was watching the news that a terrorist was stopped by passengers on a plane during Christmas.
Mom: “We almost had another 7-11 this Christmas, thank god the terrorist was stopped!”
Away Message Speak
Posted on January 5, 2010 at 08:15am
My mom always asks me to help her with her English, especially when it comes to her grammar and vocabulary. One evening while I am still at work, I see my mom on Yahoo chat and decided to say hi. With no immediate reply, I left my desk to attend to something else. This is what I see when I return 15 minutes later:
me: hi mom
me: are you there?
mom: mei
*** Auto-response sent to mom: I am currently idle.
mom: you
mom: you just testing my english, when i look the word “idel” i don’t understand what that mean. i have to check dictionary right away, now i know waht meaning
mom: that mean “nothing to do?” you have time?
mom: no answer?! okay byebye!
*** “mom” signed off at Mon Dec 21 16:56:01 2009.