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(119 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5) Loading ...The other day, I took the toaster out to make some toast. My grandma wanted me to leave it out overnight so it doesn’t burn the house down. This is her attempting to protect it from bugs at night.
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(182 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...My mom’s birthday was Aug 3. At midnight, I texted her, “Happy Birthday Mommy!” To my absolute surprise, I woke up that morning to a text from her that read, “Thanks.” A phone conversation followed later that day:
Mom: Did you get my text message??
Me: Yes, mommy, I was soooo surprised. Did someone type it for you?
Mom: Nope, I type it myself.
Me: I didn’t even know you knew how to text on your phone.
Mom: Yes, I type in, “Thanks.” Actually, I just type “T”, and “Thanks” showed up. And I send it.
Me: Ohhh, you did auto-complete. You cheated.
Mom: After I send it, I told your daddy, “I should’ve typed, ‘I type it myself’ in the text.” Your daddy say, “That would take you a month to type.”
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(117 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...By text:
Mom: The fresh flat noodle in the store that sale fresh tofu n bean sprout ask the people around there. the food call kon xao ngau ho. it has garlic, beef, green union, bean sprout, oyster sauce or soy sauce. enjoy love u. say hello to ashley
Mom: Did you receive my recpc?
Me: What is recpc?
She called me 5 minutes after I sent that text.
Mom: Phyllis! I don’t know how to spell recipe!
Me: Ohhh haha, yeah, I got the recipe mom.
Mom: Okay I love you, bye.
Me: I love you too.
Text after the call:
Mom: How do u spell it ?re s pc?
Me: Recipe.
Mom: Miss u……….
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(127 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5) Loading ...My mom is trying to set me up with a stranger she met on the street. This is the e-mail she sent me:
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(89 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...I was walking downstairs to the subway when a crosswind blew up my dress. I texted my sister to tell her about the free show I just gave everyone behind me, and she passed the story to my mom, who said,
“I hope she’s not wearing tongs!”
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(225 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: When you buying your ticket to Shanghai?
Me: Soon.
Mom: OK, make sure you fly from the airport… KFC airport.
Me: You mean JFK?
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(130 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5) Loading ...I got this email from my mom right after Mother’s Day. Some stuff had happened that weekend that got to me, and I guess my mom could sense it. I think, this is more sentimental than anything, but wanted to share (even if was from a while back ago).
I like letting you know, every time when you have any problem or difficulty, your are not alone, you could call us any time or just come home and talk with us, some time life is up and down, happiness and sadness, we are always behind you, supporting you, that is what family value stand for…
Also, yesterday in Angie’s wedding I almost could not recognized you, because your make up. In Korean drama, they always have a saying ” Woman’ heavy make up made them fake”. So, try to learn natural make up matter, because that will show our truly faces, and men like that for sure, especially Asian men (you can ask Dad for that). The last thing I like to mention is Health- I change my life style, try to sleep early during the night, when you work whole day in front of computer, save your eye, and give your eye and liver a rest time. That will help your skin too. Next weekend if you like to have a hot pot together at home let me know I will prepare for it. Dad and I, we like you have a happy, healthy, and a strong faith life, always PRAY and THANK to GOD. Love MOM
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(205 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5) Loading ...After being dumped by my boyfriend of 10 months, I recieved this heartwarming email from my mum:
Hello Sweetheart
It was nice being able to chat to you on Wednesday. Glad you are nearly over that Boy. No more tears baby … he’s not worth it!… What an imbecile! He is not even worthy of washing your feet sweety…(not even on his knees and not even when you step on the smelliest poo!! haha!)
Love you lots & miss you lots angel ~ mum xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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