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Facebook Chubs

November 7, 2011

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Rainy Day Omen

September 25, 2011

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Getting ready to drive on a rainy night.

Mom: Be careful!
Me:OK.
Mom: You know, if you die your Dad will kill you. I not responsible if Dad kill you.
Me: Hahaha, OK.

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Safety First

November 24, 2010

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I told my mom that I was going to see the big Giants parade. On my bike because transportation is terrible and the weather’s been nice.
This morning, in addition to the too much food breakfast she always prepares and I only eat a bit of out of guilt^filial piety, I get this heartfelt note:

Here is the original text:
?????????? ?> ??deep zipper??
better leave bike at office while in Civic Center no room for bike too many ?
????bandage.
???????????????
Camera ???????
Dad ???
?!

And the rough Chinglish translation:
You *must* wear a helmet and long pants -> they must have deep zipper zipper (yes, she wrote zipper in Chinese AND English)
better leave bike at office while in Civic Center no room for bike too many people.
Bring a bottle of water and bandages (pictured)
You must be absolutely careful. Be safe from pickpockets, put your wallet away.
Hold onto your Camera when taking a picture.
Dad wants you to be safe, too!

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You Can Do It!

November 19, 2010

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This is the email I got from my mother after a phone conversation about how boring studying can be.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: [Mom]
Date: Wed, Nov 3, 2010 at 12:28 AM
Subject: just want to cheer you up
To: Joyce Fung

Hi Joyce,
Just want to cheer you up!!! Hip Hip Hurray!
Mom

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Life Is Up and Down

July 29, 2010

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I got this email from my mom right after Mother’s Day. Some stuff had happened that weekend that got to me, and I guess my mom could sense it. I think, this is more sentimental than anything, but wanted to share (even if was from a while back ago).

I like letting you know, every time when you have any problem or difficulty, your are not alone, you could call us any time or just come home and talk with us, some time life is up and down, happiness and sadness, we are always behind you, supporting you, that is what family value stand for…

Also, yesterday in Angie’s wedding I almost could not recognized you, because your make up. In Korean drama, they always have a saying ” Woman’ heavy make up made them fake”. So, try to learn natural make up matter, because that will show our truly faces, and men like that for sure, especially Asian men (you can ask Dad for that). The last thing I like to mention is Health- I change my life style, try to sleep early during the night, when you work whole day in front of computer, save your eye, and give your eye and liver a rest time. That will help your skin too. Next weekend if you like to have a hot pot together at home let me know I will prepare for it. Dad and I, we like you have a happy, healthy, and a strong faith life, always PRAY and THANK to GOD. Love MOM

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Money is Like Water

January 25, 2010

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fob-email-grace

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Texts From Last Night

October 28, 2009

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This is a text sent from my mom to my sister, sent completely out of the blue at 12:21 a.m.:

you can not give people a pillow.  must be two

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pain in the bud

September 15, 2009

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wa! Enjoy your room and have a wonderful school year.

my bud is hurting. I spilled some very hot water on my body when I sat on my seat in my office trying to make some tea on this Tuesday morning. It hurts a lot at the moment, and very red for a while on my thighs, then every thing seemed fine. I started to feel hurt this morning at the bottom because some skin peeled off – probably because it was wounded and then I sat too much. Haaaaaaaaa! Now I cannot sit on that side at all.

Be careful, don’t make any stupid mistake as I did.

Have a good night.

Love, Mom

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Please use your hand

August 24, 2009

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Dear Mihir Beta,

How are you doing? I am missing you. Keep healthy. Sleep well and eat well. Please call and talk for few minutes. You keep saying, “I got to go”. That is hurting. I would like to know what you are doing or how studying is going on. Do your best. Donot do too many things. This is the age to work hard and make your life. You have to make some sacrifices on some pleasures.

Donot get entangled with any girl. I know you want to have physical relationship with a girl. Please use your hand. It is safest way. For your stars only girl can give you problem now. I know all your friends have girl friend and you feel bad. Remember you will have a great life ahead of you. Donot accept any girl even if she comes to you. Just wait. Character is the most important thing in life.

Happy Diwali!!!!! for Friday. Pray to Divine Cosmic Energy to give you strength of mind, body and spirit.

My Blessings and Love to You,
Mom

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Dear Alex,

Happy EASTER DAY!

Some info share with you.

*Don’t use Micwave(not often).
*Don’t close Micwave (at least 6 feet away) when you use micwave.
*Don’t take too many kind of Vitamins( you still youth, not necessary), because cause your kisneys has burdon, not good for your Kisneys.

1)—-NOTH CAN STOP THE MAN WITH THE RIGHT MENTAL ATTITUDE FROM A CHIEVING HAS GOAL. NOTHING ON EARTH CAN HELP THE MAN WITH THE WRONG ATTITUDE. —-THOMAS JEFFERSON—–

2) —NOTHING IS GOOD OR BAD BUT OUR THINKING MAKE IT SO.—-SHAKESPEARE—-

3)—WE MUST DO THE BEST WE CAN WITH WHAT WE HAVE.—-EDWARD ROWLANDSILL—

4) —IF YOU DON’T LIKE SOMETHING, CHANGE IT, IF YOU CAN’T CHANGE IT, CHANGE YOUR ALLITUDE, DON’T COMPLAIN.—–MAYA ANGELOU—–

5) – YOU MAY DELAY, BUT TIME WILL NOT.–FORLANKERLIN—

6) Bill Gtes likes asks a questions when he interview youth for job.

HOW WOULD YOU MOVE FUJI MOUNTAIN?
Bill Gates said the question is no answear, he wondering understand How are the Youth thinking.

Did you read a book Name ”HOW WOULD YOU MOVE FUJI”?

I love you forever

Mom

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