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No happy endings

August 19, 2009

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Mom: i see…very good…. are you in the company now?

me: no im at home finishing lunch

Mom: any juicy story?

me: haha one of the guys I met in singapore likes mE

Mom: he ever in shanghai?

me: he says he wants to visit

Mom: he is a local?

me: singaporian yes

Mom: well…i guess no happy ending, haha

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Dating tips

December 10, 2008

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Also, please wear a high heel shoes,people said medical school do not like
shorty student.
Take Care
MOM

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In her dreams

December 9, 2008

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hello jos; i dream about you last night. you was with different man. a
very different man. the kind used hair jell, and he had a hair style on his
chast hair too. totally different from your idea man. i was very worry
about you. that is the end of it. how are you? how is hunter? are you
good to each other? we are leaving to ft. lauderdale for royal caribbean
cruise to caribbean for 5 nights on 14th sunday. a day early. we are
making sure to be there to catch on our ship. now a day is hard to get on
stand-by. keep in touch with tara. be good love you. mom XXXX

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Please!!! All the time prays with GOD . Love my dougther Maryann you are my dream always.

do you have boyfriend?

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Mom: You might meet a boy and when you shake his hand, you feel electricity!
Me: What?
Mom: Feeling electricity is good, but make sure you don’t feel electricity when you shake every boy’s hand.

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Latin American lovers

October 23, 2008

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I’m so happy that you finally got the chemistry going with the right boy. Enjoy the ride, and let the future unveiled by itself. Latin American makes the best lover. I’m glad he is not the combination of… tall, handsome, and be the doctor. Flawless person is an insane!

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Subject: About the dog

October 21, 2008

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Dear beloved Susan, I told Grandmother that you are not happy, and depressed lately. This is strictly her opinion; You are attached your lovely dog instead of your lovely boy friend. This relationship is interfered by dog’s existence.

She suggested that you should sell the dog to other dog love person. You spend more attention to him to have more precious relationship always. It will help your personal relationship more closer. She really think Ryan is sweet, caring, patient and talented good man, you should respect and appreciate to take your meanness. At the same time, you should control your mental unstable, before you regret permanently.

I hope you find healthy solution! I am sorry to deliver unpleasant message, but Grandmother is old and she knows things that we did not think of. She also said, living with dog for a long time, is not healthy for human. There are something about within their hairy body contains.

I love you darling!
Mom

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Rape warning

October 20, 2008

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How are you? Do you have enough money ? My Camary was hit by a high school kid and it was totaled. Please watch your safety. I do not want anything happen to you. The boy who goes with you did he behave or respect you ? I am worry he will rape you.

I started my new job. It is so busy. Wish you can take good care about yourself. And behave. Please respect your body.

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