cell phone

All in a day’s work

October 23, 2008

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Text message #1: Thisisyourmom.Iamtextingyou.
Text message #2: I.Dont.Know.How.To.Space.The.Letters.How?
Text message #3: Diditwork?
Text message #4: Howaboutnow?Isitworking?
Text message #5: Ididthat.
Text message #6: Ok.I.Am.Calling.Jed.He.Has.The.Same.Phone.
Text message #8: As you can see now I know how to do!
Text message #9: Listen to my new message! I wont answer. Call now.
New voicemail message: “Hi. This is your mom. Or your friend. If you do not fit into one of these categories, please do not call me. Thank you.”

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Electronic explosives

October 22, 2008

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Mom: I just heard on news that cell phone can blow up! Don’t use the cell phone too much!
Charles: You just called me on my cell.
Mom: OH! Okay I hang up now! [hangs up]

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