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Loading ...Last week, my mom was watching the news that a terrorist was stopped by passengers on a plane during Christmas.
Mom: “We almost had another 7-11 this Christmas, thank god the terrorist was stopped!”
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(341 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My mom and her (economical) Christmas tree:
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(166 votes, average: 2.23 out of 5) Loading ...This is my mommy’s grocery … I mean Christmas list!
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(157 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...Me: I’m going to a formal Christmas party at church next week.
Mom: Be careful, don’t dress too funky. [in reference to this post]
Me: Funky?
Mom: I just learned funky on mymomisfob.com!
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(122 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5) Loading ...Your sister told me you want to know what I like for Xmas ?
Here it is:
STILA ALL OVER SHIMMER LIQUID LUMINIZER
# 3 Luminous Gold
Item #873083 $22.00
At SEPHORA Store
Wrap it carefully when you send it ,Okay!
Thank you honey
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Mom
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(250 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...Mom:
Don’t buy mommy and daddy Christmas presents this year. If anything, buy dad some long suck. We don’t need anything.
Me:
What’s a long suck?
Mom:
The long suck is the dress suck. When you sit down, people would not see your skin. Which is both you and Daddy sometimes show you skin between suck and pant when sit down. There were so many photos of Daddy sitting on the stage with his skin showing, WOW. Not Good. Longer suck is more expensive $5.00 each or something like that, Daddy just buy short sucks. You need get one your yourself when wear formal. My dear son especially you want to be lawyer. Then dress like one.
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