I was at a college career fair and was in the midst of an engaging conversation with the admissions officer of the school I was MOST interested in.
Mom: Oh…I see…Well, will my daughter be about to afford this prostitution?
About a second later:
Me: INSTITUTION?!?!
Admissions officer: Well, yes, we have a lot of … scholarships … though there ARE nice jobs on campus you can take to support yourself.
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