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Me: Hi Mama, whatcha cooking?
Mama: Today it rain too much and I make the orgasmic green bean.
Me: Orga … huh?
Mama: Orgasmic, when the ground has no chemical, only animal poo poo to make the vegetable grow. Charging extra.
Me: ORGANIC Mama. It’s Organic!
Mama: What this orgasmic mean? Orgasmic different from organic how? What I say wrong (said while smiling like a crazy person)
Me: (laughing hysterically)
Mama: Bad girl, laughing at Mama … yallah tell me, what I say wrong?
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[Teaching me how to make fried rice over Gchat]
Mom: use ham,egg & pees, fry egg first and take out then put some more oil before fry rice, then put pees, ham, before take them out , put some diced green onion, smell better
Me: that sounds good..
but lots of ingredients
Mom: I think you don’t have to do it exactly, just omit the one you think is not going to hurt the teste
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dad said this should be called- naked chicks or naked chicks in hot tub or 4 naked chicks – he said should get a lot of hits if it is on web
ha ha
i do not know if i should sign mom or dad
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[Mom had written "DJ masta" on the notepad on the coffee table]
Me: Wtf, who is DJ Masta?
Mom: Ohhh, I was watching a cooking show this afternoon, and they said to use that on sandwiches.
Me: You mean… dijon mustard?
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Good news that you got sub-job..talk later, take care. When take me for dinner with firs check? Mom likes fish.
Or when you cok!
Love,
Mom
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