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No need for long sucks

October 31, 2008

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Mom:

Don’t buy mommy and daddy Christmas presents this year. If anything, buy dad some long suck. We don’t need anything.

Me:

What’s a long suck?

Mom:

The long suck is the dress suck. When you sit down, people would not see your skin. Which is both you and Daddy sometimes show you skin between suck and pant when sit down. There were so many photos of Daddy sitting on the stage with his skin showing, WOW. Not Good. Longer suck is more expensive $5.00 each or something like that, Daddy just buy short sucks. You need get one your yourself when wear formal. My dear son especially you want to be lawyer. Then dress like one.

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Playing with food

October 23, 2008

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dad said this should be called- naked chicks or naked chicks in hot tub or 4 naked chicks – he said should get a lot of hits if it is on web
ha ha
i do not know if i should sign mom or dad

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