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Loading ...I was looking online at some shoes to send to my dad for Father’s Day. My mom got into texting recently, so I asked her through text message what my father’s shoe size is, and this is what she had to say (keep in mind my father has abnormally wide and short feet):
Me: What size shoe is daddy?
Mom: DonL buy .shoes is too pic. jhave he foot so wird. He have try my him self.
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(120 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Your daddy is so moody these days. Sometime he angry, sometime he sad. That is why I say he’s going through mental pause.
Me: Mom, it’s called ‘menopause’, not ‘mental pause’.
Mom: Aye, you know what I mean.
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