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*eating dinner*
Sister : Gloria, did you want some fish?
me : No thanks, I don’t like this type of fish… it has the weird black gooey skin with it.
Sister : really? It’s really good for you, it’s cod fish.
Me: errr no thanks…
Mom : WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE BLACK COCK?
*sister and I started laughing like crazy*
Mom: What’s so funny? Nobody likes black cock?
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(30 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Hey, Jen, I just left a message to your cell phone. Have you had dinner yet? Remember to have a good meal and exercise so that you would have good energy to pack your stuff tonight. =) love,mom
Mom: I am eating my suai jiao while I am typing you.
Mom: What is gone going mean?
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