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Loading ...Woke up to this note taped on my laptop this morning. It reads:
“Mett, You need to walk dog for bowel movement this morning.”
(How come my mom can’t spell “Matt”?)
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(149 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5) Loading ...My mom giving choir class to my dog Garu:
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(221 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...Subject: i thought these would brighten your day!
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From: eleanor
Date: Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 12:37 AM
To: [Mom]
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From: [Mom]
To: eleanor
Nice photos.. but I bought the pretty comforter for YOU not Bitch’s son.
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(219 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5) Loading ...Me: Mom, can you take out Reese’s for a walk?
Mom: Fine.
Me: Don’t forget the baggies!
[5 minutes later]
Me: Ew, what’s that?
Mom: Reese’s pieces!
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(108 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...i’m boring! when will y come back to play with me? i have been 5 pus a day, how about y? i have dinner already, see y soon. –dylin
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(59 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5) Loading ...According to doctor’s standard, Gogo is still fat. We only give him one cup of diet food each day. We also give him Salmon and rice once or twice each week but have reduced the amount of rice. We have done all of this and Gogo still weights the same. He is very hungry every day. He will jump around when he sees his food bowl. Whenever we are eating he will sit there and look at us with his big eyes and moves his tongue around his mouth. A couple of times I cannot resist his look so I fed him a little bit of apple and peach. At least this is a good sign that he is very healthy and has good appetite.
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(95 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5) Loading ...Dear beloved Susan, I told Grandmother that you are not happy, and depressed lately. This is strictly her opinion; You are attached your lovely dog instead of your lovely boy friend. This relationship is interfered by dog’s existence.
She suggested that you should sell the dog to other dog love person. You spend more attention to him to have more precious relationship always. It will help your personal relationship more closer. She really think Ryan is sweet, caring, patient and talented good man, you should respect and appreciate to take your meanness. At the same time, you should control your mental unstable, before you regret permanently.
I hope you find healthy solution! I am sorry to deliver unpleasant message, but Grandmother is old and she knows things that we did not think of. She also said, living with dog for a long time, is not healthy for human. There are something about within their hairy body contains.
I love you darling!
Mom
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(36 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...Mom:
tomorrow we will take puppy to get shot, we need name. do you realy went to use pudding? i’m thinking “tiny”. he is realy small, ba said puppy should grow very fast but he still very small and very active (he runs like horse).
Mom:
we use tiny for now. he is ok for jumpin now, no more falling. the sound when he is running on the carpet like horse. we will check he training program later.
Catherine:
that’s good haha. but he’s so small! how can he sound like a horse?
Mom:
you know the tempo.
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