My Mom is a Fob

Singing Lessons… for the Dog

Posted on November 23, 2009 at 11:26pm

My mom giving choir class to my dog Garu:

No love for the dog

Posted on November 23, 2008 at 01:36pm

Subject: i thought these would brighten your day!
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From: eleanor
Date: Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 12:37 AM
To: [Mom]

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From: [Mom]
To: eleanor

Nice photos.. but I bought the pretty comforter for YOU not Bitch’s son.

Poop jokes

Posted on November 21, 2008 at 02:59pm

Me: Mom, can you take out Reese’s for a walk?
Mom: Fine.
Me: Don’t forget the baggies!
[5 minutes later]
Me: Ew, what’s that?
Mom: Reese’s pieces!

A text from Mom on behalf of the family dog

Posted on October 24, 2008 at 03:02am

i’m boring!  when will y come back to play with me?  i have been 5 pus a day, how about y?  i have dinner already, see y soon.  –dylin

Dog on a diet

Posted on October 23, 2008 at 06:59am

According to doctor’s standard, Gogo is still fat. We only give him one cup of diet food each day. We also give him Salmon and rice once or twice each week but have reduced the amount of rice. We have done all of this and Gogo still weights the same. He is very hungry every day. He will jump around when he sees his food bowl. Whenever we are eating he will sit there and look at us with his big eyes and moves his tongue around his mouth. A couple of times I cannot resist his look so I fed him a little bit of apple and peach. At least this is a good sign that he is very healthy and has good appetite.

Subject: About the dog

Posted on October 21, 2008 at 10:54pm

Dear beloved Susan, I told Grandmother that you are not happy, and depressed lately. This is strictly her opinion; You are attached your lovely dog instead of your lovely boy friend. This relationship is interfered by dog’s existence.

She suggested that you should sell the dog to other dog love person. You spend more attention to him to have more precious relationship always. It will help your personal relationship more closer. She really think Ryan is sweet, caring, patient and talented good man, you should respect and appreciate to take your meanness. At the same time, you should control your mental unstable, before you regret permanently.

I hope you find healthy solution! I am sorry to deliver unpleasant message, but Grandmother is old and she knows things that we did not think of. She also said, living with dog for a long time, is not healthy for human. There are something about within their hairy body contains.

I love you darling!
Mom

you know the tempo, of the horse?

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 10:32am

Mom:

tomorrow we will take puppy to get shot, we need name. do you realy went to use pudding? i’m thinking “tiny”. he is realy small, ba said puppy should grow very fast but he still very small and very active (he runs like horse).

Mom:

we use tiny for now. he is ok for jumpin now, no more falling. the sound when he is running on the carpet like horse. we will check he training program later.

Catherine:

that’s good haha. but he’s so small! how can he sound like a horse?

Mom:

you know the tempo.