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Loading ...I noticed my mom was loosing weight and asked if she was doing anything in particular.
She responds, “I am on a low crap diet.”
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(210 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5) Loading ... (293 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...My mom and I were eating at a Denny’s a while back, and the following conversation ensued.
Mom: I’d like a cock.
Waitress: Um … a Coke?
Me: Yes, she would like a Coke.
Mom: Yes. A cock.
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(112 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...Mom after putting a spoonful of hot soup in her mouth:
Ouch! Burn my roof.
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