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Loading ...Mom: Don’t post your pictures on Facebook people can use it against you.
Me: Oh don’t worry, I don’t have any crazy pictures to post.
Mom: Don’t post any pictures at all people can do stupid stuff with it.
Me: Stupid stuff?? like what??
Mom: They can make you naked.
Me: Make me naked??
Mom: Yeah, they can delete your clothes.
Me: Uhh… I’m not sure that’s possible
Mom: IT IS!
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(259 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...patti. when you upload the pictures to the facebook, you need to screen before you do it. choose and upload only the pictures of good ones. i think you upload all the pictures or all the good picture of you. you need to screen of bad pictures of me and jess, daddy and danny. definetely you should delete the picture of you and danny with red cap in the boat. delete all the picture of me looking fat.
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(187 votes, average: 1.82 out of 5) Loading ...My mother stalks my Facebook sometimes. She decided to very publicly inform me about the fact that I left my retainer at home when I went off to college:
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(340 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...Commenting on the reflection from the large beads on her off-yellow sandals …
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(329 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...My mom loves her Facebook applications so much she checks them everyday. One day after school my mom wasn’t home yet, but I found this note on my dresser.
The note reads: “Alanna, if I’m not home at 5′ O Clock p.m. please check my Cafe World and click my cook food okay. I love you. Thanks_!”
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(183 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Facebook message sent by my mom regarding a photo of me kissing my roommate on the cheek:
Jean,
Your picture shows you are gay that is no good.
Mon
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Facebook Fail
January 16, 2010
Just a slight Facebook misunderstanding:
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