Posted on January 30, 2010 at 06:01pm
My mother stalks my Facebook sometimes. She decided to very publicly inform me about the fact that I left my retainer at home when I went off to college:

Posted on January 16, 2010 at 11:55pm
Just a slight Facebook misunderstanding:

Posted on December 1, 2009 at 11:53am
Commenting on the reflection from the large beads on her off-yellow sandals …

Posted on November 29, 2009 at 10:46pm

Posted on November 26, 2009 at 12:23am
My mom loves her Facebook applications so much she checks them everyday. One day after school my mom wasn’t home yet, but I found this note on my dresser.

The note reads: “Alanna, if I’m not home at 5′ O Clock p.m. please check my Cafe World and click my cook food okay. I love you. Thanks_!”
Posted on July 10, 2009 at 03:53pm
From: Mom
Sent: Tuesday, April 07, 2009 10:45 AM
To: Me
Subject: Hello
I was watching Good Morning America, and a group of parents and high school teens were interviewed. The topic was about how much you know your kids are exposed in Internet. One mother was sobbing because her daughter’s ex boy friend sent a naked picture of her in the phone to entire school, and her daughter thought that it was the stupidest thing she ever done, when asked why did it, her answer was she thought they were so close at the time and she think it was ok to show her intimate body. Just be careful, your boyfriend can turn into monster, and that is why I always ask you not to post anything in the Internet or send anything through Cell phone.
They suggest just Google your child’s name and see what you can find. So I did, guess what I found. No naked picture or Bikini, but now I know you are in Twitter, I heard an 86 year’s old grand ma is connected with her family in face book, so may I be your friend too? It appears I don’t need password to get to twitter. I can see all the e-mails of your friends and you. There are so many with your name, but you got a picture, so it was easy to identify. May be you want to take the picture out or set a password? Or not doing this? There is a career link side, which I think may be more worth to post on. Call linked??
Mom
Posted on October 23, 2008 at 02:36am
Facebook message sent by my mom regarding a photo of me kissing my roommate on the cheek:
Jean,
Your picture shows you are gay that is no good.
Mon