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Loading ...With iPhone in hand my mother she provides joy with her texting skills. It’s actually kind of cute but extremely frustrating when you are pressed for time.
Me: Coming to ur house now. Do you want McDonald’s?
Mom: Dad ya.
Me: What does he get?
Me: i’m in the drive in…i can’t remember…hurry
Mom: Merphin w Dosage*
Me: What?
Merphin w Dosage = Muffin w Sausage
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(173 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5) Loading ...Sitting in the car, about to order at the drive-thru.
Mom: What do you want from In N Out?
Me: Uh… not sure just order for me.
Mom: Oh! I know.
Drive-thru speaker: Hi Welcome to In N Out, What can I get for you?
Mom: Can I have Monster Style* fries and burger?
*Leans over to me*
Mom: See? I know the secret menu!
*She means “animal style.”
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