Posts Tagged fast food

Merphins for Breakfast

Posted on June 28, 2010 at 05:05pm

With iPhone in hand my mother she provides joy with her texting skills. It’s actually kind of cute but extremely frustrating when you are pressed for time.
Me: Coming to ur house now. Do you want McDonald’s?
Mom: Dad ya.
Me: What does he get?
Me:
i’m in the drive in…i can’t remember…hurry
Mom: Merphin w Dosage*
Me: What?

Merphin w Dosage = Muffin w Sausage

Fast food secrets

Posted on January 13, 2009 at 11:40pm

Sitting in the car, about to order at the drive-thru.

Mom: What do you want from In N Out?
Me: Uh… not sure just order for me.
Mom: Oh! I know.
Drive-thru speaker:
Hi Welcome to In N Out, What can I get for you?
Mom: Can I have Monster Style* fries and burger?
*Leans over to me*
Mom: See? I know the secret menu!

*She means “animal style.”

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