Posts Tagged fob
Posted on November 10, 2009 at 03:07am
I tried to explain to my mom that mymomisafob.com pokes fun at our fobby moms in an endearing, cute kind of way. Apparently, she didn’t get it. I received this email from her:
Suddenly, I was thinking….actually is from Sat. I was talking to your sister, why didn’t you girls stated a club or ? to honor your Fab parents ( instead of laughing at them…). Where there is place, people would share their funny or things up and down that happened with their Asian moms or dads….must be a positive site, encouraging…because i always think all you guys including the parents are not really appreciate or understanding well with each other …even their children grown up or we getting old, we all still have the same attitude and thinking …….no wonder Jesus said ” how long should I stay with you and put up with you ? “….for we all not lisen to him………..Jesus is the only way…… Wai, hope you continue to inspire us…….. We love you! -mom. xoxoxo………………………this is Fab 
*note: by “fab,” she really means “fob.”
Posted on September 12, 2009 at 02:35pm
Mom: Hey, when are you having kids?
Me: What? Why?
Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit.
Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit.
Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin.
Me: …what are they going to recycle as?
Mom: I don’t know. Homeless.
Posted on September 3, 2009 at 04:20am
Dear Felicia:
How are you doing? Back to school always exited, right ? say hi to your lovely girl freinds and all those sticky boys for me lol ,ahhh, i like this word lol, it looks like somebody hands a ball to me. Capital LOL likes people are kicking a ball. Lol like a ball find a hole to slip away from cage (this is what i feel when i drove you to airport), lOl looks like I am squeezing Chang Yi’s cheeks. lOL Ahhh…….. I am leaning on a comfortable cushion…….ahhhhhhh…………………….
Love,
Mom
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