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Learn Computers and Meet Asian Girls?!

Posted on May 13, 2010 at 10:27pm

My brother recently experienced some relationship problems and my mom wanted him back home so she could babysit my nephew (her grandson). I’m visiting him this weekend, and here was my mom’s advice:

When u leave Sat, Richard does need u as he listens to u not us n if he quit his job he can get unemployment n live here n learn computers.

p.s. he needs to meet Asian girl too.

Tags: fobby moms, relationships

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Trance is for Potheads

Posted on March 21, 2010 at 11:38am

That trance music is like, “Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch–that’s for people who smoke pot, you know?”

Tags: fobby moms, pot, trance

Filed Under: Conversations

Happy Dunks!

Posted on November 15, 2009 at 06:44pm

Today, I was wrapping some Nike Dunks, a birthday present for a friend, when my mom came into my room with a handful of gaudy smiley face napkins. She claimed that the napkins’ colors matched the shoes perfectly, and that the smileys would make my friend “happy happy”. She then proceeded to fold little flowers out of them and stuck them in the tops of the shoes before wrapping them. She’s cute. And has an eagle eye for color.

happydunks

Tags: cute moms, fobby moms, happy faces, napkins, nike dunks

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