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Loading ...My brother recently experienced some relationship problems and my mom wanted him back home so she could babysit my nephew (her grandson). I’m visiting him this weekend, and here was my mom’s advice:
When u leave Sat, Richard does need u as he listens to u not us n if he quit his job he can get unemployment n live here n learn computers.
p.s. he needs to meet Asian girl too.
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(84 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5) Loading ...That trance music is like, “Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch–that’s for people who smoke pot, you know?”
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(334 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...Today, I was wrapping some Nike Dunks, a birthday present for a friend, when my mom came into my room with a handful of gaudy smiley face napkins. She claimed that the napkins’ colors matched the shoes perfectly, and that the smileys would make my friend “happy happy”. She then proceeded to fold little flowers out of them and stuck them in the tops of the shoes before wrapping them. She’s cute. And has an eagle eye for color.
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