Posts Tagged food
Posted on June 28, 2010 at 05:05pm
With iPhone in hand my mother she provides joy with her texting skills. It’s actually kind of cute but extremely frustrating when you are pressed for time.
Me: Coming to ur house now. Do you want McDonald’s?
Mom: Dad ya.
Me: What does he get?
Me: i’m in the drive in…i can’t remember…hurry
Mom: Merphin w Dosage*
Me: What?
Merphin w Dosage = Muffin w Sausage
Posted on June 28, 2010 at 05:02pm
My mom was on the phone with me, and I told her that I was at a pretty well known Italian chain restaurant in our area, Buca Di Beppo’s. When I went home, my sister said my mom told her:
“Your sister went to Peptodibismo!”
Posted on March 13, 2010 at 10:55am
I noticed my mom was loosing weight and asked if she was doing anything in particular.
She responds, “I am on a low crap diet.”
Posted on February 7, 2010 at 08:02pm
I look into the refrigerator and see a big brown paper bag and ask my mom what’s in it.
Me: What’s in the bag?
Mom: Oranges for Chinese New Year. Did I spell ‘touch’ right? T-O-U-C-H right?
Me: Yeah you spelled ‘touch’ right but you spelled oranges wrong…
Mom: (pronouncing oranges with a chinese accent) Or-an-gee. What’s the right spelling then?
Me: You spelled Oregon. That’s a place!
Mom: OH, HAHAHA. Fix it before your siblings eat all the oranges!!
Posted on December 20, 2009 at 04:26am
Hi Elizabeth,
How are you doing? How is your paper coming along? I miss you~~~~. How are you surviving the below freezing weather in Boston? It’s so cold here, too, with the temperature hovering around 38 F~. I am very sleepy at work, staring at & trying to read these boring scientific progress reports—. Only thing I can do is eat MORE chocolates. I have Christmas colored peanut M&Ms, mini 3 Musketeers mint dark chocolate, mini Twix bars & Dove mint silky milk chocolate squares~~~. I also had those mint M&M, but I ate them all-gobbled them down-chomp, chomp!.
I hope you are not following my example and be good, eating healthy snacks. 
;)
Love you & miss you.
Love,
Mom
Posted on November 28, 2009 at 01:16pm
Posted on September 21, 2009 at 06:44am
Dear Kids
Dad & MOM are going to vacation, Please take good care of yourself. Drive safe & go home early, when you are cooking don’t forget to turn the stove off, keep check all the door before going out & sleep. of course don’t forget PRETZEL he need all of you to love & give him food & water… OH..oh..OH..ohhhhhhh….. I L O V E YOUUUuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUuuu too ( need food check the refitgisrator I had food to feed you).
I LOVE YOU
Lovely
M O M
Posted on December 16, 2008 at 11:44pm
Mom: I found a nice antelope and cut it up for you.
Me: Are you sure about that?
Mom: Antelope? No no… not antelope… the other one… HONEYDEW!
Posted on December 14, 2008 at 09:13pm
dearest bao,
i made eggplant parmesan today with 3 different kinds of cheese. it was really good. didi said that it tasted like lasagna! i don’t know why i like to copy down those Italian recipes so much. maybe because i like cheese a lot. anyway, this is a really easy dish to make too so i will teach you.
when i went to the middle-eastern store to buy eggplants, i noticed something really funny. there are different kinds of eggplant: chinese, japanese, italian, indian, and american. and the american eggplants are the biggest and fattest among all the eggplants! HAHAHAHAAHA. just like their people!
have a good night bao and a good day tomorrow!
mama
Posted on November 24, 2008 at 01:17pm
Why else a plate of warm eggs would be sitting on the kitchen table in the morning eludes me:
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