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Dear Kids
Dad & MOM are going to vacation, Please take good care of yourself. Drive safe & go home early, when you are cooking don’t forget to turn the stove off, keep check all the door before going out & sleep. of course don’t forget PRETZEL he need all of you to love & give him food & water… OH..oh..OH..ohhhhhhh….. I L O V E YOUUUuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUuuu too ( need food check the refitgisrator I had food to feed you).
I LOVE YOU
Lovely
M O M
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Mom: I found a nice antelope and cut it up for you.
Me: Are you sure about that?
Mom: Antelope? No no… not antelope… the other one… HONEYDEW!
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dearest bao,
i made eggplant parmesan today with 3 different kinds of cheese. it was really good. didi said that it tasted like lasagna! i don’t know why i like to copy down those Italian recipes so much. maybe because i like cheese a lot. anyway, this is a really easy dish to make too so i will teach you.
when i went to the middle-eastern store to buy eggplants, i noticed something really funny. there are different kinds of eggplant: chinese, japanese, italian, indian, and american. and the american eggplants are the biggest and fattest among all the eggplants! HAHAHAHAAHA. just like their people!
have a good night bao and a good day tomorrow!
mama
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Why else a plate of warm eggs would be sitting on the kitchen table in the morning eludes me:
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Mom after putting a spoonful of hot soup in her mouth:
Ouch! Burn my roof.
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[At the dinner table, speaking in Mandarin except for names]
Me: Ma, these steaks are amazing!
Bro: Mmmm, so good, wowww… thanks Ma!
Mom: Yes, and my grill is so great because it drips excess oil while it’s grilling the meat! Simple and easy to clean, and keeps us healthier. I bought one for your Aunt Jean in Taiwan, too since it’s so handy. I just love my Morgan Freeman Grill!
[Bro and I look at each other confused]
Bro: OMG… Ma… did you mean… your George Foreman Grill?
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mom: You two always like to pick at my English. Their names are similar okay, and they’re both nice black men I see on TV!!!!
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Sister: We went to a farm and had blueberries, logan berries, raspberries and some random berries too.
Mom: What are randomberries? I’ve never had them before.
Friend (snickering): I have some dingleberries.
Mom: Ah Dingleberries.Those sound good!
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I still have your mooncakes lying by the door. Maybe I need to put them in the frig. 
Lonely Moon
cakes!
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Me: So Nini has a new boyfriend.
Mom: Oooooh? What is he?
Me: Um, Vietnamese…
Mom: OH! That good, very good.
Me: And Mexican.
Mom: …So he a tamale eggroll.
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dad said this should be called- naked chicks or naked chicks in hot tub or 4 naked chicks – he said should get a lot of hits if it is on web
ha ha
i do not know if i should sign mom or dad
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