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Loading ...My mom and I were eating at a Denny’s a while back, and the following conversation ensued.
Mom: I’d like a cock.
Waitress: Um … a Coke?
Me: Yes, she would like a Coke.
Mom: Yes. A cock.
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Suffice to say, my mother had a rather unfortunate experience on Google this morning.
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