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Loading ...When I was updating my mom on my gay friend Drew she got a bit confused:
Me: Yea, Drew is dating someone now.
Mom: So who Drew date?
Me: My other friend, Aswin.
Mom: Oh… (silence)
Mom: Aswin gay too?
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(343 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...There was a snowstorm at school, and my mom called to check up on me.
Mom: Did you get home ok last night?
Me: The weather was bad; I didn’t want to go all the way back to my dorm, so I slept over in Travis’ room.
Mom: WHAT?!
Me: It’s ok, Mom! You know that Travis is gay. Nothing happened.
Mom: Oh ok good.
a minute later…..
Mom: So….can the gay still get you pregnant?
And on a separate occasion:
Mom: How is Travis? What is he doing for the holiday?
Me: He’s good! He’s going to spend break with his new boyfriend.
Mom: Oh….is Travis’ boyfriend gay too?
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(107 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...[Text message conversation]
Mom: Do your health insurance approved by your company
Me: Yes. I have my health insurance cards and everything.
Mom: Ok now u can use your own insurance i can cancel your dental and medial now thanks
Me: Um..you’re welcome
Mom: Oh yea one of alfred romate is really gay haha
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(279 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Hey, why you have all the black guy on your wall? Your wall all cover in the black guy.
Me: They’re different musicians I like.
Mom. No. You look like the gay. You invite girls here, they going to think you the gay. You so skinny already, OK, don’t go look like the gay guy.
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(162 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: So, how Alex doing? Do he have girlfriend yet?
Sister: No, Mom. Alex is gay. He’s been outwardly gay since high school. That was eight years ago.
Mom: Ohhh… so, why he never have girlfriend?
Sister: Because he’s gay, Mom. He likes boys.
Mom: Why do he choose that?
Sister: Mom, he didn’t choose that. He’s just gay.
Mom: Ohhh… let me know if Alex want me introduce to someone. I can introduce to nice girl.
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(183 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Facebook message sent by my mom regarding a photo of me kissing my roommate on the cheek:
Jean,
Your picture shows you are gay that is no good.
Mon
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(58 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5) Loading ...dearest daughter,
thanks for help! could you do some reserch make sure those books good for your brother’s age, please do not relate to drug, sex, violence, horror, and gay those topic.
love,
mom
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(108 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: It’s good that your friend Milcah is a lesbian.
Duy: Yeah I know.
Mom: Just don’t be like her.
Duy: What?
Mom: You know, the same way like her. Don’t be that way.
Duy: What are you talking about?
Mom: You know she is a girl and she like other girls. I just worry you gonna be turn like her.
Duy: ??? You don’t want me to like girls?
Mom: No, I don’t want you to be lesbian.
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