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Loading ...While walking to our Chinese neighbor’s house for an Asian party after hosting an Asian party the night before:
Mom: Wow, we are get so much exercise because of party! We should have party every day. It’s like the song on TV — “We have party every day!”
Me: I think you mean “Party in the USA” …
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(336 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My boyfriend and I came home from college for Chinese New Year to see this waiting for us in the driveway. My mom says she made it, which most likely means she made my dad build it for her while she stood watching from the window.
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(340 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My mom and her (economical) Christmas tree:
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(250 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...Mom:
Don’t buy mommy and daddy Christmas presents this year. If anything, buy dad some long suck. We don’t need anything.
Me:
What’s a long suck?
Mom:
The long suck is the dress suck. When you sit down, people would not see your skin. Which is both you and Daddy sometimes show you skin between suck and pant when sit down. There were so many photos of Daddy sitting on the stage with his skin showing, WOW. Not Good. Longer suck is more expensive $5.00 each or something like that, Daddy just buy short sucks. You need get one your yourself when wear formal. My dear son especially you want to be lawyer. Then dress like one.
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