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Our mom tries to keep the windows splatter-free.
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(52 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ... (176 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Me: Hi Mama, whatcha cooking?
Mama: Today it rain too much and I make the orgasmic green bean.
Me: Orga … huh?
Mama: Orgasmic, when the ground has no chemical, only animal poo poo to make the vegetable grow. Charging extra.
Me: ORGANIC Mama. It’s Organic!
Mama: What this orgasmic mean? Orgasmic different from organic how? What I say wrong (said while smiling like a crazy person)
Me: (laughing hysterically)
Mama: Bad girl, laughing at Mama … yallah tell me, what I say wrong?
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(59 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5) Loading ...My mother just sent me this recipe. She spent over $100 on ginseng and some other Chinese herbs so that I can make “sum chai” on my own.
From: Janet H
To: Crystal H
Subject: Sum Chai – 2 way of making it . One for home and one for work -please do not waste my money
1. Powder – very easy – at your own paste just like coffee. Please don’t be too weak, the more bitter the better. I think they have the spoon inside the jar. I spoon it good enough.
2. Separate pieces (like wood) and Gay-Chi (the red seed) This is more for WORK – Boil the water, put 5 pieces of sum and 10 red seeds and put boiling water. After you finish drinking it, continue to put hot water until no taste. You can drink for whole day. Like 5 cups.
As I told you is very good for your system and your skin. I hope you feel better and put a lot of cream on your face and I don’t want you to be an old lady.
mom
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(120 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5) Loading ...The other day, I took the toaster out to make some toast. My grandma wanted me to leave it out overnight so it doesn’t burn the house down. This is her attempting to protect it from bugs at night.
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I look into the refrigerator and see a big brown paper bag and ask my mom what’s in it.
Me: What’s in the bag?
Mom: Oranges for Chinese New Year. Did I spell ‘touch’ right? T-O-U-C-H right?
Me: Yeah you spelled ‘touch’ right but you spelled oranges wrong…
Mom: (pronouncing oranges with a chinese accent) Or-an-gee. What’s the right spelling then?
Me: You spelled Oregon. That’s a place!
Mom: OH, HAHAHA. Fix it before your siblings eat all the oranges!!
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dad said this should be called- naked chicks or naked chicks in hot tub or 4 naked chicks – he said should get a lot of hits if it is on web
ha ha
i do not know if i should sign mom or dad
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