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Loading ...“Any women their husband cheat on them they should cut off his dingy and put it in the disposal.”
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(53 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5) Loading ... (149 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...This happened when I was getting ready to move away for school:
Mom: If a boy tries to kiss you, just punch him!! No hanky panky!!
Me: What if a girl does it??
Mom: Punch harder!! Aiyah!!
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(254 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5) Loading ...My mom’s advice on how to get a guy’s attention:
Mom:`Think when you little you chase a aquarel, the squarrel will run fast away. But if you stop, the squrel will dstop too, he may also peek on what you doing.
Mom: Do not scare the squarel.
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(206 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5) Loading ...After being dumped by my boyfriend of 10 months, I recieved this heartwarming email from my mum:
Hello Sweetheart
It was nice being able to chat to you on Wednesday. Glad you are nearly over that Boy. No more tears baby … he’s not worth it!… What an imbecile! He is not even worthy of washing your feet sweety…(not even on his knees and not even when you step on the smelliest poo!! haha!)
Love you lots & miss you lots angel ~ mum xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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(292 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5) Loading ...Melanie,
Once again, we are really happy that you have a sweet boy friend.
Mom just want to remind you, something may you need to change a little bit when you are having the relationship with Jeffery.
1. Be respect his decision, always ask i.e.. “what do you like to eat or what movie you like to watch…..” not just put yourself first, if he says “what do you like to….” then “I like to…. but if you like to….. I’m really okay with that”. Like a little woman, don’t like me, talk loudly.
2. I know you are wearing pretty pretty everyday, but just remember the most boys they don’t like his girl friend always be a spot in class (because other boy will notice you also), sometimes just be nature like a normal college girl, of course, when you are going a party with him then you should wear very pretty.
3. Sometimes when you are with him in shopping, don’t be so greedy to see around fashion clothing, if he doesn’t know you very well, he will think you are a material girl only then nothing at all. Show him sometimes you are very eager to plan to have future internship to earn some money, no ones will like a spending money girl friend.
4. Don’t be lazy all the time, give him a cup hot tea or help him clean up in his dorm. Or cook something for him sometimes. Show your talent for cooking (food channel girl).
5. Last thing, show your knowledge all the time, talk the subject his like, if he likes sport then talk sport……
Well, above tips should based on you are really like him first. Hope you are having a good relationship with him.
Love
Mom
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