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Loading ...I was very upset one day and sent out a text to my entire family, making sure to put everything in caps, and ended the message with “WTF!?” Everyone responded with texts along the lines of “Haha,” or “LOL.”
Except for my mother. A few minutes later, I received this text message: “What does that mean, ‘Wednesday Thursday Friday’?”
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(202 votes, average: 2.79 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: i see…very good…. are you in the company now?
me: no im at home finishing lunch
Mom: any juicy story?
me: haha one of the guys I met in singapore likes mE
Mom: he ever in shanghai?
me: he says he wants to visit
Mom: he is a local?
me: singaporian yes
Mom: well…i guess no happy ending, haha
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(201 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...[Mom had written "DJ masta" on the notepad on the coffee table]
Me: Wtf, who is DJ Masta?
Mom: Ohhh, I was watching a cooking show this afternoon, and they said to use that on sandwiches.
Me: You mean… dijon mustard?
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(66 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Have you talked to your brother lately? Is he ok?
Sister: I think so, I talked to him online the other day. He seems fine.
Mom: Oh really? He e-mailed me and said he’s chilling.
Sister: Uhh… yah, he’s “chilling” you know, relaxing?
Mom: Oh you mean he’s not sick? He’s not cold?
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(71 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...Cindy: Do you remember Laura? She wants to be a pilot in the Air Force.
Mom: What?
Cindy: A pilot…
Mom: (looking confused and intense) So… Laura wants to be… a pirate?
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(101 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...(Chinese) Mom: Is this marinated?
Korean waitress: [puzzled look]
Mom: [puzzled look]
Mom: Uhhh…
Korean waitress: Oh! It’s sliced like this. Marinated, OK!
Mom: Huh?
Korean waitress: [turns around, yells something in Korean and gives A-OK sign] OK!
Mom: OK, great!
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(83 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Hey grr!
Mimi: What?
Mom: I said ‘Hey grr!’
Mom: I hear young people say it.
Mimi: I don’t get it.
Mimi: Oh wait, do you mean “hey girl”?
Mom: Yeah, that’s what I said.
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(177 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: mei, why you said funk mondays
Mom: Mei, Are you on line?
Teresa: hello
Mom: Why you say Funk mondays?
Teresa: haha
Teresa: cuz I’m not happy about monday coming!
Mom: Is Funk means Sexy?
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