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Recently it was my birthday, and we rarely celebrate birthdays in my family. In fact, up until the actual day, my mom was telling her friends the wrong date and age. Thus, when my mom told me she got me a birthday cake to celebrate my birthday, I was quite shocked. She tells me she drove all the way to Chinatown to custom order the cake. Here is the cake in all its wonder:
Notice that it says “Happy Birthday Jess.” My name is Jeff, not Jess. Thanks, Mom.
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Serena: im visiting pentagram tomorrow
Mom: what you are going to do there
Serena: its just a firm tour
Serena: i wanna work there
Mom: good, do you know what’s the entry level pay there?
Serena: duno
Mom: It looks like a good place to work there
Serena: theyre famous and they do every kind of design
Mom: it looks fun to be there
Mom: Try your best to impress them ask question what’s the quiterier of a new hired
Mom: Need to know the company really well than make you profolio and resume customized for their need
Serena: wahts “quiterier”??
Mom: requirement
Mom: bye I want to cheer myself up by watch some silly video
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