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Loading ...With iPhone in hand my mother she provides joy with her texting skills. It’s actually kind of cute but extremely frustrating when you are pressed for time.
Me: Coming to ur house now. Do you want McDonald’s?
Mom: Dad ya.
Me: What does he get?
Me: i’m in the drive in…i can’t remember…hurry
Mom: Merphin w Dosage*
Me: What?
Merphin w Dosage = Muffin w Sausage
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Suffice to say, my mother had a rather unfortunate experience on Google this morning.
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(She meant “envelopes” if that wasn’t clear!)
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(190 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...Here’s how my mom wrote our physiologist’s name in her phone book.
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Dad & MOM are going to vacation, Please take good care of yourself. Drive safe & go home early, when you are cooking don’t forget to turn the stove off, keep check all the door before going out & sleep. of course don’t forget PRETZEL he need all of you to love & give him food & water… OH..oh..OH..ohhhhhhh….. I L O V E YOUUUuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUuuu too ( need food check the refitgisrator I had food to feed you).
I LOVE YOU
Lovely
M O M
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