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There was a snowstorm at school, and my mom called to check up on me.
Mom: Did you get home ok last night?
Me: The weather was bad; I didn’t want to go all the way back to my dorm, so I slept over in Travis’ room.
Mom: WHAT?!
Me: It’s ok, Mom! You know that Travis is gay. Nothing happened.
Mom: Oh ok good.
a minute later…..
Mom: So….can the gay still get you pregnant?
And on a separate occasion:
Mom: How is Travis? What is he doing for the holiday?
Me: He’s good! He’s going to spend break with his new boyfriend.
Mom: Oh….is Travis’ boyfriend gay too?
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I tried to explain to my mom that mymomisafob.com pokes fun at our fobby moms in an endearing, cute kind of way. Apparently, she didn’t get it. I received this email from her:
Suddenly, I was thinking….actually is from Sat. I was talking to your sister, why didn’t you girls stated a club or ? to honor your Fab parents ( instead of laughing at them…). Where there is place, people would share their funny or things up and down that happened with their Asian moms or dads….must be a positive site, encouraging…because i always think all you guys including the parents are not really appreciate or understanding well with each other …even their children grown up or we getting old, we all still have the same attitude and thinking …….no wonder Jesus said ” how long should I stay with you and put up with you ? “….for we all not lisen to him………..Jesus is the only way…… Wai, hope you continue to inspire us…….. We love you! -mom. xoxoxo………………………this is Fab 
*note: by “fab,” she really means “fob.”
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