My Mom is a Fob

Homeless Robots

Posted on September 12, 2009 at 02:35pm

Mom: Hey, when are you having kids?
Me: What? Why?
Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit.
Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit.
Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin.
Me: …what are they going to recycle as?
Mom: I don’t know. Homeless.

LOL!

Posted on September 3, 2009 at 04:20am

Dear Felicia:

How are you doing? Back to school always exited, right ? say hi to your lovely girl freinds and all those sticky boys for me lol ,ahhh, i like this word lol, it looks like somebody hands a ball to me. Capital LOL likes people are kicking a ball. Lol like a ball find a hole to slip away from cage (this is what i feel when i drove you to airport), lOl looks like I am squeezing Chang Yi’s cheeks. lOL Ahhh…….. I am leaning on a comfortable cushion…….ahhhhhhh…………………….

Love,
Mom

Fob mom not a fan of MMIAF

Posted on October 22, 2008 at 05:29pm

On Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 11:22 PM, [Redacted] wrote:

Hi Mom,

Have you heard of http://mymomisafob.com? It’s a really funny website where you can read exchanges between Asian kids and their moms. It made me think of you. I don’t know if you’ll find it as funny as I do, but I wanted to send it to you anyway.

Love,
[Redacted]
——————————
From: [Mom]
Date: 2008/10/22
Subject: Re: Hello
To: [Redacted]

thank you. not funny to me through