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Loading ...Me: I’m going to a formal Christmas party at church next week.
Mom: Be careful, don’t dress too funky. [in reference to this post]
Me: Funky?
Mom: I just learned funky on mymomisfob.com!
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(179 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Ruby: My boyfriend broke up with me.
Mom: What? You had a boyfriend? How old? Is he Chinese or Vietnamese? Did you meet him at a disco or casino? Don’t meet boys at discos or casinos, they only want one thing.
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(252 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: we’r going to martin’s halloween party this wkend
Mom: We are going as pip and pip’s girl, so we can reuse the costums for our wine bar’s halloween party, they have the theme of 70s and 80s
Me: who is pip?
Mom: I mean pinp, is that how u spell?
Me: a pimp?
Me: like a pimp and a prostitute…?
Mom: yes
Me: ok…that is kind of scandalous?
Mom: why
Me: bc that would make u a prostitute!
Me: (or a “ho”)
Mom: well… we already got the costumes
Mom: should check w u first
Me: i cant believe dad is ok with that
Mom: his idea
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(69 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...Danny: do you want to leave seattle at 730 or 830. 830 is more expensive
Mom: ok, 7:30 how about come back, I hope to see Seattle at night
Danny: ok. leave victoria at 7pm. get to seattle at 945pm. is that ok?
Mom: if 9:45 the light still on?
Danny: um. 945 is not dark yet in seattle. it gets dark at 10 or later
Mom: We can go to night club?
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