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Loading ...My mom left me this note to take care of her dog, Shiny, when she left on vacation.
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(79 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...Woke up to this note taped on my laptop this morning. It reads:
“Mett, You need to walk dog for bowel movement this morning.”
(How come my mom can’t spell “Matt”?)
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(140 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...I left my dog, Grizzly, at home with my mom for a week while I went on Spring Break. During that time, I received a very concerned email from her:
Sometimes he made love with pillow, lick his g-g*. 20 min. ago, his g-g was very long. The length is about my middle finger. Don’t know if you know about these thing. He is only under 3 yrs old. Last year when I was in Taiwan taking care of Ruby, there was a female dog in “?” period (don’t know the english). The smell from her last one week. Thus some male dogs always follow her. Grizzly’s case, I don’t know why he showed this kind of reaction.
*It sounds like penis in Chinese.
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(149 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5) Loading ...My mom giving choir class to my dog Garu:
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(242 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...After I got my new kitten, Kirby:
Mom: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Probably just staying in, I don’t think I want to go out.
Mom: Good, good, that way you and Kirby can do some bondage!
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(221 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...Subject: i thought these would brighten your day!
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From: eleanor
Date: Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 12:37 AM
To: [Mom]
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From: [Mom]
To: eleanor
Nice photos.. but I bought the pretty comforter for YOU not Bitch’s son.
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(108 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...i’m boring! when will y come back to play with me? i have been 5 pus a day, how about y? i have dinner already, see y soon. –dylin
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dear my boy, i know you miss them so much, so i take picture all of them send to you – fee fee now so fat and her tail now is very nice, cookie get longer and muffin so big and a lot of fun. mom love you
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