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Loading ...Mom: So it looks like that Osama guy is doing a good job so far after he got elected.
Me: Mom, it’s not Osama. It’s Obama.
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(195 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5) Loading ... (254 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ... Me: Ma, did you go vote?
Mom: Mamta, the lines were so long… there was no parking this morning so I left.
Me: Mom, you’re an immigrant… you’ve been through tougher times than this. You came to America with $25 and now you’re giving up your right to vote because you can’t wait in line??
Mom: That was so long ago… we came to America for an easier way of life.
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(206 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Now we have a Black House instead of White House!
Me: Indeed.
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(82 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5) Loading ...GO VOTE AND MKE SURE TO DO FOR ME AND [YOUR SISTER] .JUST IN THOUGHT .WILL YOU NE HOME OR UR PLACE SO WE CAN COMMUNICATE SORRY FOR YOUR PLUG THAT IT DOESNT WORK .DID YOU ORDER NEW ONE ? LOVE YOU
GO BAMA GO BAMA .
SORRY CAPS
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(695 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...A story from a MMIAF reader:
I recently explained to my mom what “Yes on 8″ meant since there are a lot of signs in our neighborhood. We also just had two gay weddings in the family. On Thursday, at our neighborhood meeting, a woman running for a Senate seat in our district asked if we wanted a “Yes on 8″ sign for our lawn. I respectfully turned it down, but then my mom laughed and said loudly, “We cannot take! Our family has the gay!”
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(245 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...A little political fob mom humor.
Me: Mom, so you know Barack Obama, he —
Mom: Huh?
Me: Obama. Barack Obama?
Mom: Oh, you mean the Pokemon?
Me: No! The guy running for president!!!
HAPPY VOTING!
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(93 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5) Loading ...Me: Mom, do you know who you’re going to vote for yet?
Mom: I don’t know yet. I don’t really know anything about Obama Baracka.
Me: Obviously. You don’t even know his name.
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(25 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5) Loading ...The 10-year cultural revolution in China happened after the communist occupied the mainland China (we had alredy arrived and lived in Taiwan). The movie “Red Violine” also described part of the Cultureal Revolution in China. If you are related to KMD, you will be a dead meat.
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