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Loading ...My mom, sister and I are at the mall.
Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket?
Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?
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pop culture
(28 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ... (41 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”?
Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”?
Mom: Yeah that one.
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(63 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5) Loading ...My mom was so excited when she took me the first time to this Vietnamese night club in Westminster. She goes there often with her friends.
While snacking on some food and waiting for the music to come on…
Mom:This place is soooo good, they play live music, and they even play the rape music.”
Me: What’s rape music Mom?
Mom:You know the dance music, I like dancing to the rape music. We can dance together when the rape music comes on. (she does a little shake in her chair) You will love it.
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(249 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5) Loading ...Mom comes into room singing: Like a cheesecake, like a cheesecake!
Me: Mama, what are you singing?
Mom: The song your brother is playing in his room.
Me: HAHA. IT’S LIKE A G6!!!
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(170 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5) Loading ...My mom’s recently become addicted to watching a Chinese drama called Mei Yi Tian Xia (????) and she was commenting on how pretty the new Mainland actress was and how much she resembled a certain American actress:
Mom: That one actress from ????, she looks so much like Blueberry!
A long pause as we interpret what she means.
My sis and I: Who? Wait, do you mean Drew Barrymore?
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(365 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...My mom recently learned “The Itsy Bitsy Spider” to sing to my son.
“Tha itchy bitchy spider went up water spout…”
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(280 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...Me: Hey mom, do you want to go see How to Train a Dragon?
Mom: Why? I don’t have dragon!?
Me: Mom, it’s a movie…
Mom: So? I still don’t have dragon!
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(290 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5) Loading ...Me: Hey Mom, do you know what Emo means?
Mom: Yes
Me: Really??? *not expecting that response*
Mom: Ya… it’s a fish.
Me: What?
Mom: YOU KNOW *looks at me as if I’m completely stupid* … “Finding Emo!”
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(231 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5) Loading ...My mom likes to take notes on pop culture for future reference on whatever is close by, usually the mail. I channel flipped to Harry Potter and she asked me which one it was. I answered and she proceeded to jot it down:
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(154 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...As I’m trying on huge bug-eyed sunglasses:
Mom: You look like Parrot Houston.
Me: Who?… Oh, Paris Hilton?!?
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