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Texts From Last Night

October 28, 2009

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This is a text sent from my mom to my sister, sent completely out of the blue at 12:21 a.m.:

you can not give people a pillow.  must be two

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Oh and by the way

October 26, 2008

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[Text message conversation]
Mom:
Do your health insurance approved by your company
Me: Yes. I have my health insurance cards and everything.
Mom: Ok now u can use your own insurance i can cancel your dental and medial now thanks
Me: Um..you’re welcome
Mom: Oh yea one of alfred romate is really gay haha

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